Stay out of the water....

[Barbara]

Well, if one can get up the Rio Grande then I'll start worrying...

But of course there are those pesky land sharks... 

"Candygram"...  I hate to ask who remembers that old SNL sketch.

Who remembers the classic "Judy Millier's hates Jennifer Show?"  Gilda in that girl scout costume, ranting about her evil sister is classic.  Nothing is funnier.

[Barbara]

Sure, I'll even pull out my Homer bottle opener for you  ;)

Barbara, even better idea than sitting on the floor drinking, since all the guys will be busy with the video games, that means all my puters will be available for getting badges, they can serve our drinks in here  O0

Men who serve us cocktails while we get badges?  It is the mother ship calling us home.  Life is sweet.

[NotAdumbBlonde]

I have mine trained extremely well.    Now he better have taken next week off.  It's very hard to drive and play the DS at the same time  ;)

[Barbara]

Men are wonderful creatures, they look good and they smell good.  Think we can train them to make fondue for us while we play?

[NotAdumbBlonde]

Men are wonderful creatures, they look good and they smell good.  Think we can train them to make fondue for us while we play?

I'm sure I can make him make it for us, can I guarantee it would make it back to us?!?!?!?!  Doubt it  :(

But it's worth a try

[Barbara]

I don't think real men eat fondue, do they?

[NotAdumbBlonde]

My experience, men who are drinking will eat almost anything.   And I never said mine was a real man, just trained to service me well  O0

[NotAdumbBlonde]

lol

[Barbara]

My experience, men who are drinking will eat almost anything.   And I never said mine was a real man, just trained to service me well  O0

Maybe we can just get the men folk to answer the door when the room service waiter knocks.

[NotAdumbBlonde]

I will just make sure that the room has a hot tub!

Drinks / Hot tub / Pogo on the lap tops   what a ideal evening  O0

[Barbara]

Oh Gosh, I can see it now.  I get the last Lottso badge just as I am electrocuted to death from the hot tub and I live out Max's prophesy that I "died trying."

[NotAdumbBlonde]

Oh Gosh, I can see it now.  I get the last Lottso badge just as I am electrocuted to death from the hot tub and I live out Max's prophesy that I "died trying."

;D The point is, you got the badge!!!   

>:D  Now, can I take over your account and have all your badges???  >:D

[Barbara]

Yes, you may have my Pogo name and the 347 badges.  We are going to have to send you to Badge Fairy boot camp and toughen you up though.  Hoofs can leave bruises, ya know.

[NotAdumbBlonde]

Where can I sign up?  What is the cost?  Do you take Visa or my first born???   Please Please Please take my first born!

[NotAdumbBlonde]

And just for the record, I would love to see that wonderful album of yours someday.  Need something to look forward to  ;)

[Barbara]

You have no idea what you are in for Darling.  The Badge Hog has super powers that we mere mortals cannot understand.  You will have to be trained for long hours, sleep deprived and fed a diet of kerosene and battery acid just to toughen you up.  You will have to have the reflexes of a cat, the willpower of ten men and the abilty to multi task like a octopi, after 3 triple lattes.  You will learn to live on Red Bull and Pop Rocks to keep going.  Sorry for the pause, I had to bang my head on the desk to remain frosty.

[Barbara]

Badge Hog, think of it as fun-due and you will love it!

[NotAdumbBlonde]

You have no idea what you are in for Darling.  The Badge Hog has super powers that we mere mortals cannot understand.  You will have to be trained for long hours, sleep deprived and fed a diet of kerosene and battery acid just to toughen you up.    You will learn to live on Red Bull and Pop Rocks to keep going.  Sorry for the pause, I had to bang my head on the desk to remain frosty.

I read your post and I think I am up for the challenge.  Let's break this down a little:
You will have to be trained for long hours and sleep deprived = I am a mother.

fed a diet of kerosene and battery acid just to toughen you up =  Ever spend the summer eating nothing but hot dogs at the little league ball field.  Nothing can be worse than that.

You will have to have the reflexes of a cat, the willpower of ten men and the ability to multi task like a octopi, after 3 triple lattes. = Again, I am a mother of teenage boys, that is all I have done for the past 17 years.

You will learn to live on Red Bull and Pop Rocks to keep going. =  Still sounds better than Little League Hot dogs and popcorn.

As far as the banging head against the desk, don't forget that I am married too.

I think I am up for the challenge.   O0

did I get accepted?

[Barbara]

Welcome to the Club.  Now we have to get your uniform, Prada, natch!

[NotAdumbBlonde]

I am so excited!!!  As far as the uniform, I saw a cute little Prada top, and it's on sale for $275.98.

Is there a dress code or can I play in the nude?