Have I been caught?

[Homer]

I'll take them to that fancy Irish restaurant. You know the one they call McDonald's.  :P Happy meals for everyone.  O0

[Barbara]

Scratch the college and the cooking, I've got the money and we are going out to a five star for the meal...

The question is....Can she run the autos like a pro?

She'd love you!  You'd love her.  She's 6 ft.

[BadgeHelpOscar]

So why was the wedding canceled?

[Barbara]

Now that I've had a chance to speak to her about it, it turns out that her boyfriend canceled the wedding.  They just left for the beach together.  Note to self: Have talk with Christine about why we don't leave for the beach house with men who reject us.  I am going to have a few drinks and start boxing up her stuff anyway.  Her room is the entire top floor of my house.

[Barbara]

The Bozo who left her:

[BadgeHelpOscar]

Get her mom....get 'er!!!

Kick that guy out...


I'm much better looking than that chump anyway.

[Barbara]

He's a Dallas fan.  He should be kicked until he is dead just for that.

[BadgeHelpOscar]

Yep, that's a PERSONAL FOUL....UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT penalty right there

[beanie]

He's a Dallas fan.  He should be kicked until he is dead just for that.

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Barbara you are too funny-  you're daughters are so beautiful.  I'm sure she can do lots better, but then love is blind you know.

[Barbara]

Thanks Sweetie.

[Mr. Rasputia]

Guess that leaves me out, since i represent evil >:D.

[Barbara]

Are you really a Dallas fan?

[Mr. Rasputia]

Yes i am. I go to about 3 games a year, I even represented them during their 1-15 year :-[

[Barbara]

I deeply respect you as a true fan and appreciate that you stick by your team. 

[Mr. Rasputia]

Thank you very much, so eager for the season too start. Then we have hockey coming the following month!!!

[Barbara]

I have missed hockey with all of my heart.  Having to suffer the missed season last year made me very sad.  I've loved hockey since I was able to walk.  My oldest brother, Tom was one of the last players cut from the 1980 Olympic hockey team, in the position of goalie.  I'm a season ticket holder for the Flyers, and I try not to miss a game.  Hockey fans are the best and most trustworthy people in any sports arena. I know if they stand up and try to catch a puck, it is time for me to duck.  If Eagles fans stand up that usually means they are going to beat up Santa Claus, making that season box ticket a must.

[CindyLouWho]

Thanks for the compliment.  Homer, come and get her NOW.  Captain, her reception at the Hotel Du Pont Gold Ballroom is $350.00 per person.  Someone, anyone is going to be there eating that freaking cake.

I'm only about 20 miles from Wilmington & I used to work in the area.   My bf is closer, he lives off Limestone Rd.  His family all gets together at his Dad's house when the Eagles games are on..lol 

[Barbara]

I live off Limestone Road.

[Homer]

Your gonna feel really stupid.  :-[ j/k  :P

[PogoNutz]

LOL :D