Pogo Avitars gripe

[greenflash]

I am glad Pogo did the avitar thing. Yes, they are fun. BUT give me a break. I have some major complaints besides the ridiculously high cost for junk clothes.

Why do the girls legs and arms look the same as the men's? Those are really ugly legs for girls. They look deformed. So do the arms. Why do the cute tops have strange arm positions? One of them looks like you only have one arm. Why are the feet wide and trollish? Why do all of the nice men's clothes have that pose with the foot out to the side. It looks very swishy.
Why are 99% of the hair styles ones that nobody would be caught dead wearing? Why are the guys ears all so big? Why do the smiles on the guys look the same and why so goofy? Sunglasses, come on, get some new styles.
Why are all of the dresses and suits so cheesy and old fashioned. We aren't all over 60. Also the shirts rarely match any cute pants or skirts.
Shoes? Hello Pogo. I would go barefoot for the rest of my life before I would be caught dead in those shoes. Clunkers. There are maybe 2 semi cute pairs of sandals.
These things save me a lot of tokens that I would waste dressing up my avitar  ;)

As you can tell, I am bored today.  ;D

[Homer]

Maybe you should change your name to FashionPolice.  :P

[SaintHiρρo]

I am glad Pogo did the avitar thing. Yes, they are fun. BUT give me a break. I have some major complaints besides the ridiculously high cost for junk clothes.

Why do the girls legs and arms look the same as the men's? Because when Pogo did a poll of what do men find attractive in women, they said manly legs and arms. Those are really ugly legs for girls. They look deformed. So do the arms. Why do the cute tops have strange arm positions? Because we like to believe that one day, we can get your arms to stay in that position for "other" activies. One of them looks like you only have one arm. Why are the feet wide and trollish? Would you like something else to look wide and trollish? Besides, we don't even notice the feet as we look at the face first. Yeah, that's it. Why do all of the nice men's clothes have that pose with the foot out to the side. It looks very swishy. They went to the street when asking men about ladies arms and legs and asked them to pose. Oddly enough, they all did that exact same pose! Why are 99% of the hair styles ones that nobody would be caught dead wearing? Well, I have no answer for this other than Pogo execs asked their grandmothers what looked good and this is what they got! Why are the guys ears all so big? My ears are big? The nerve! Why do the smiles on the guys look the same and why so goofy? Because all men want to remain young and this provides us with that youthful look. Sunglasses, come on, get some new styles. Why are all of the dresses and suits so cheesy and old fashioned. We aren't all over 60. Also the shirts rarely match any cute pants or skirts. Hey, cute Pogo some slack. We're not fashion designers and most of us haven't been out on a date in years. They were too busy designing Buckaroo Blackjack to actually look at what is in! Shoes? Hello Pogo. I would go barefoot for the rest of my life before I would be caught dead in those shoes. Clunkers. There are maybe 2 semi cute pairs of sandals. Don't even think about going barefoot. If you do, we're charging you 200,000 tokens for it!
These things save me a lot of tokens that I would waste dressing up my avitar  ;)

As you can tell, I am bored today.  ;D

Oddly enough, those at the response I found from Pogo!

[PogoNutz]

Maybe you should change your name to FashionPolice.  :P

Or greenflashionpolice  :P

[greenflash]

Fashionpolice Homer? I don't really like the sound of that do you?   ;) It doesn't have a nice ring to it. Think of another, then I'll change it.   ;D

[Homer]

How about your name as PradaGucciArmani?  :o :P

[greenflash]

Hmm..... Better. I do love Prada. What about iluvpradabuthatepogoscheesyclothes? Too long? I can't express ho0w much I desire these outfits at Pogo's min mall:
In the outfits section:
Blooming Garden  :o
Rose Garden  ::)
Blouse and skirt  ;D
Beatirx... oh this one is so HOT. Love the socks with the dress   ;D ;D ;D
Sunday Best  ???
Times Gone By  :D

With the big fat feet and sexy shoes, well wow, these would drive any sane man wild with lust!   ROFL  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[greenflash]

Hey Saint Hippo! That was good. ROFL   O0 O0 O0 ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Homer]

GreenPradaFlash?  :D

[greenflash]

Possibly... what about PMMFP = Pogo Min Mall Fashion Police. Then I will annoy all of you with a fashion review of each new item added to that their high fashion so called mall. I assume Pogo mini mall means a combo mall of K-Mart and Walmart judging from the looks of the clothes. Oh and why no sexy  Manolo Blahnik shoes? Or Louis Vuitton bags? So disappointed.  ;D My life is ruined, will I ever be the same be forced to don those clothes. My avatar must be so ashamed.  ;D

       

[LaundryLady]

Hey come on, those are the finest fashion the Family Dollar can provide!

[christina]

ROFL at laundry lady!!!   ;D omg that's so funny!!

Why are all of the dresses and suits so cheesy and old fashioned. We aren't all over 60. Also the shirts rarely match any cute pants or skirts.

My sentiments exactly. Every time there are new items, I go and try to make an outfit, and nothing cute matches up. Although I almost dressed my mini in the pink cowgirl outfit, but I'm waiting patiently for the renaissance/medieval stuff that's supposed to be coming out.

[Madonna]

I got so fed up with those hideous outfits until I just threw on a barrel and went to the trailer park (or is it mobile home community?) I want to be politically correct so I don't offend anyone ::). I agree with everyone on the women's outfits...they're butt ugly and the women look all wrong..like cave women. And as for the men's big ears...wellllllll...I'll leave that one alone, but oh my , i could run with that one >:D.

[pogohatesme]

lol i'll run with it......doesn't big ears means he might have a big   O0 hahaha

[Madonna]

 ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::) uh huh

[greenflash]

lol i'll run with it......doesn't big ears means he might have a big   O0 hahaha

Umm no. Maybe big hands and big feet but absolutely not big ears. At least not that I am aware of..... have anything to tell us?   ROFL    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[greenflash]

Bingo Julie! There are only men responsible for the pogo mini mall. No female would ever fashions like that.  O0

How do you get your signature at the bottom Julie? I can't figure out how to do it. Yours is so cute.  O0

[greenflash]

It's similar to what you would have done with your avatar on the side.  Find a sig, upload it to where ever you did your avatar then open up your profile and under forum profile info-signature put the link given to you inside these tags
  O0 :)

Thank you very much Julie.  O0

[LaundryLady]

Madonna, just caught up with this thread, Trailer Park is cool, Trailer Trailer Trash  is not.  I live in a trailer park, but I am not trailer trash.!!  LOL  Hey, look at my house, lol.

Spent half an evening being called TRAILOR PERSON, but I ultimately conquered.

Now if you said I was a pizzle living in a pizzzle park, we might be having a discussion.  Really like some of the things that you have said in other threads, been reading them to the Mr.  He has enjoyed them also.  He even likes the stuff Homer says :D

[Homer]

Thanks Double L!  :P