A Redneck Thanksgiving

[bubblegum]

Your having a Redneck Thanksgiving if......

Thanksgiving dinner is served on a Ping-Pong table.

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

You are reuseing paper plates.

You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

Your ironing board is the buffet table.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".

The jello you fixed looks a lot like Elvis.

Your secret family recipe is illegal in 32 countries.

Vienna Sausage is an appetizer.

[CindyLouWho]

LOL Good 1.   funny thing bout this is that where I'm originally from a couple of these are very true  :o

[pogohatesme]

Your having a Redneck Thanksgiving if......


Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

Does that first one count for gravey kinda lol...my mom makes regular brown gravey and she also makes gravey that I call "gut gravey"  she makes it with the inerds of the turkey...eewwwwwww

As for the second one.....lol one year our oven broke just as the turkey was finishing....my mom had to microwave the dressing (she doesn't stuff it in the bird) and my Aunt was suppose to bring soda and ice.....she was late (as usual) and forgot the ice (as usual).  It was very cold out so my dad just stuck the cases of soda outside the backdoor lol (the afformentioned Aunt is not in charged of bringing anything to dinner now but my grandpa.....and sometimes we hope she forgets him >:D)

[CindyLouWho]

We always have a big pan of "inards" turkey gravy,   & the inards themselves are good too.  yummy!  LOL   ;D

[bubblegum]

yummy....I love thanksgiving dinner, but my mother in law stuff us so full we explode each year

[janet]

My Mother has dementia now, so I get to do all of the cooking for Thanksgiving.  I wish my family luck with me getting it all on the table before I throw it against the wall because I am pissed that nothing is getting done at the right time.  Our oven is haunted too, it keeps turning it self down or way up.  This is going to be so interesting.  Can I come to the Redneck turkey eating?  :P

[bubblegum]

sure...my mother in law fixes so much food were eating leftovers for days

[janet]

sure...my mother in law fixes so much food were eating leftovers for days

Thanky, Bubblegum.  Please send me a plane ticket.  ;D

[huggybear]

I can NOT cook, lol We go to the upper peninsula to hubbys grandmas and they use EVERY part of the bird in ine way shape or another, it tastes good i just dont ask for the recipe!  (cant bake either)

[Roseybud333]

I can NOT cook, lol We go to the upper peninsula to hubbys grandmas and they use EVERY part of the bird in ine way shape or another, it tastes good i just dont ask for the recipe! (cant bake either)

Where abouts in the U.P.? That's where I am  ;D

[huggybear]

Engadine

[Roseybud333]

LOL No where near me. . . . .  I'm far west 5 minutes from Wisconsin

[huggybear]

Got snow? lol

[Roseybud333]

Noooooooooooo not yet knock on wood. . . . . this time last year we had like 20 inches already LOL

[huggybear]

They got 8 inches yesterday! hoping it stays for thanksgiving so we can go riding, and track the deer

[Roseybud333]

LOL Glad it's not me!! it's pretty bad when ur 6'2 and the snow banks are taller than u  O0

[Madonna]

Did someone say 8 inches???  ::)

[Roseybud333]

 :o. .. oh my

[huggybear]

Yup i surely did  :-[ ;)

[flgal]

lol too funny