Your a redneck Jedi if..

[bubblegum]

You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

You use the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is in camouflage colors

You used your light saber to open a bottles of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You use the force to get yourself another beer so you don't have to wait for a commercial.

You use the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

You have your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have the confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You havy a fantasy about Princess Leia showing up in your bedroom wearing only Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Your cousin bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You outfited the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle ."

[jamez]

hey now im from alabama 



just messing but i do live in alabama tho lol

[holly312]

Bubblegum your too funny !!  ;D lmao

[flgal]

thanks for the joke bubblegum that is way funny

[bubblegum]

glad you all like it....I love a good redneck joke...I'm from the north and consider myself a redneck...LOL ;D

[Homer]

You mean I'm not supposed to use my light saber to open my beer?  :o

[CindyLouWho]

Good 1 Bubblegum.  I love good redneck & hillbilly jokes  lol  O0

[bubblegum]

I use my lightsaber to cut open a cold brewsiky all the time... ;D