Kentucky Special Forces

[Jinx55]

: Kentucky Special Forces ( I put in Kentucky because that is where I live, substitute any State you wish) :P



The latest ploy to defeat the Iraqis is to send in a team of Kentucky

Special Forces:



Billy Bob, Billy Joe, Billy Ray, Bubba, Boo Boo, Scooter, Slick,

Bucky and Cooter are being sent in with their 1968 Ford four wheel

drive pickup trucks. They will be given only the following information

about the enemy:



    1. There is no limit.



    2. The season opened last weekend.



    3. They taste like chicken.



    4. They don't like women, beer, pickup trucks, country music, barbecue, or Jesus.



    5. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.



It should be over in about a week.

[pogohatesme]

OMG LOL that is too freakin funny!!!

[Brandon493]

 :D LOL!

[Madonna]

I agree...let the southerners handle it...the war would actually be over in less than a week. We don't put up with such mess...lol!!!  >:D

[shasta]

LOL too funny!

[kjb0007]

TOO FUNNY!!! LOL!!!  O0