Old stupid laws.....

[holly222]

West Virginia

A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challege.
It is illegal to snooze on a train.
For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.
According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
A person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel.

[holly222]

Virginia

There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.
Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
It is illegal to tickle women.
No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

[holly222]

Washington

No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.

[bra]

I've been to 1 of those sites once


Rhode Island

In Providence, it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
It is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
In Newport, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sundown.

[holly222]

Alabama

It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.



Alaska

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane

[justahumping]

Where are you getting these at?  some are just to funny.

[ME4SPADES_]

im so laughing they are well made my day needed a good laugh ty

[holly222]

Got information off search on internent.....

Here we go....

Florida

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
It is illegal to sell your children.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.  (Hope this one does not affend...)
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.


Apparently Florida law makers had alot of time on there hands back then..........LOL

[Pogo_cheater]

Uh oh...i shouldntve stolen that horse  :'(

[Brandon493]

Uh oh...i shouldntve stolen that horse :'(

lol :D

[Brandon493]

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane

Oh crap..I wish I knew that sooner  :-[ >:D

[holly222]

Montana...

One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.

[Lish]

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.  (Hope this one does not affend...)


Apparently Florida law makers had alot of time on there hands back then..........LOL

ROFL! ;D

[holly222]

After reading some of this stuff, makes ya want to go to that state to pull up to the police station and see if you can get arested for opening my husbands mail.........LOL

[Madonna]

Got information off search on internent.....

Here we go....

Florida
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.  (Hope this one does not affend...)

Well, there goes my ex-husband straight to jail...on both counts :-X :-\ :o ;D

[holly222]

And by reqest........CALIFORNIA

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

[bubblegum]

Washington
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

LOL you forgot one.  It is illegal for a man to deflower a virgin female even if it is his own wife.  How would they enforce this one? Hmmm......

[holly222]

Im being careful not to put the xrated ones..........they are funnyer than the reg. ones, but dont want to offend youger readers....LOL
:-X

[holly222]

Washington
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

LOL you forgot one.  It is illegal for a man to deflower a virgin female even if it is his own wife.  How would they enforce this one? Hmmm......

They must of had alot of peepin toms in that state.....just for that reason........Love to meet a person that ticketed for that one...LOL

[Spooks]

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane

I want to meet the person that actually tried to do this...