my first chain letter

[Jonathan]

I just got my first chain letter, yay.  Pass a hug or something like that . It said to pass it to all of my friends and if I didnt I wasnt a good friend.

I hadnt even heard of the person that sent it  >:(

[Bree]

We all get chain letters but do not feel bad if you did not send it on and you will still be a good friend.  Don't be so hard on yourself and everything will be fine.  :)

[jakethesnake]

Good friends don't send stupid chain letters, thats my motto!

[Mary]

you talkin about pogo mail i get those all the time i just delete them if i don`t know them  O0

[bubblegum]

I do send things to my friends on pogo....HOWEVER, I do not send chain letters.  I only send out things rarely and only if I know the person on the other end will enjoy it. :)

[jakethesnake]

Funny forwards I can handle, and enjoy.  Chain letters make me cringe!

[a-dhold]

i always gladly pass on the chain letters i receive to: Abuse@(the senders isp), Admin@(the senders isp) and Postmaster@(the senders isp)

[JollyRoger]

What really bugs me is when i check all the names
on the list and dont know anybody . I dont know
anyone on that list, so...

    :o WHAT AM I DOIN THERE :o

[SaintHiρρo]

I only pass on the stuff that had me snorting when I laugh (and I don't do that ever). Otherwise, it get deleted. You can, however, do what I did with my Pogo mailbox. Filled it up with 100 letters and never have to worry about chain letters again.

[Jonathan]

it was something stupid about hugs and friends so i deleted it...

[GirleeGirl]

Hope this isn't violating the rules here, as far as content...

FINALLY A CHAIN LETTER THAT I LIKE!

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion f'ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor f'ing 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch of bullsh**.

So basically, this message is a big F U to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Ceaser in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.

F them!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the 'send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a Nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90 times. I don't f'ing care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.


THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:

Chain Letter Type 1:

Make a wish!!!

Keep Scrolling

No, really, go on and make one!!!

Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!!!

Not that, you pervert!!

STOP!!!!

Wasn't that fun? :)
Hope you made a great wish :)


Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.

It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes:

*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.

*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house. Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

Chain Letter Type 2

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.

Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshi*. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds.

Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.

Thanks again!!


Chain Letter Type 3

Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad people with nothing better to do.

So this is how it works... Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

*Bizarre Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!

*Bizarre Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.

This Could Happen To You Too!!! Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.


Chain Letter Type 4

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote.
Send it to all your friends.

FRIENDS:

A friend is someone who is always at your side.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of sh*t, and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of a**holes.

A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself.

A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life.

A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs.

A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English...no, sorry that's the cleaning lady.

A friend is NOT someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.

Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again!


The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per
letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?

Now forward this to everyone that you know otherwise you'll find all your undies missing tomorrow morning!

[HHCORY]

lol very funny. I know i have to change my email about every other week or will will get about 20 of these same S*** letters a day. Im sure that my garbage can is full of them right now. Opps i should not have said that the chain demon will get me in my sleep now.......

[Brandon493]

LMAO!!!

[Proud2banvywife]

you can go into ur pogomail settings and block everyone from sending u mail unless they are on your friends list thats what I did an I only get mail from friends went from a full inbox of chain letters to just things between friends! O0

[babygurl424]

good one girlee!!  laughing so hard have tears running down my cheeks!!

[SouthPadreIsland]

I hate chain mail too!  My mom gets crap about sending them to me all the time - "but it is sweet!"  I especially do not like the religious ones - someone trying to tell me something??  Am I not living up to some expectation that every day I get religion in my inbox?  That, GirleeGirl, is the funniest thing I have ever read and I am sending it to my mother right away - for this I thank you!!!!!

[hades]

i really wish pogo had a spam button like aol does  ;D

[IndianLover]

Well I cannot stand change letters, if you were talking about pogo i took care of that a long time ago, for those friends that like to forward them I just  block them, no hard feeling it just says my mailbox is full, lmao.

[Jonathan]

i got another one today that says happy valentines and wants me to send it to all of my friends

[bubblegum]

speaking of chain letters-heres one that I got about 15 of since yesterday and another bunch of people made it to my block list.

Dear Pogo,
We would like to give you an idea regarding membership discounts. We who have paid cash for our memberships and now are members think a good idea for some of our tokens would be that when it comes time to pay again that we may use our tokens for the next membership fee. Here's what we came up with.

We think that for full membership pay that 500,000 tokens would be sufficient. You would only offer this to the members who have already paid cash for their first membership. So you still make money on the new ones coming in but give a break to the existing members. If that isnt sufficient for you then we also think that a discount would work at 100,000 tokens for 1/2 membership and cash on the rest. Please try to help us get something like this to work. After all we are what makes pogo work by playing and coming on site day in and day out. Thank you so much for your time and consideration on this matter.
Sincerely,
All of the playing/paying pogo members!
For those of you who don't understand how to add your name to the list, all you have to do is hit forward then go down and add your name to the list before you hit send.

Come on folks, do you REALLY think pogo wants tokens? NO.  They want cash cash cash.  100% cash.