I Hate My Job

[Eagles Fan]

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home
from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
Pajamas and sit in your favorite chair, carefully open the package
and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins - Take out the
literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in  small print
there is a statement,
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am
so thankful that I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson.

"NOW, HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH  A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS

[nightperson]

oh my now that is something to think bout lol that is a good one there is always something like that, me i would call a misprint but you never know lol

[bobby]

what would be the pay on that job ???

[nightperson]

what would be the pay on that job ???

:P  hmmmm would have to be big amount before this person would even think bout it

[Eagles Fan]

what would be the pay on that job ???

:P  hmmmm would have to be big amount before this person would even think bout it

I don't think I would do it for any amount of money!  lol :P

[BoJangles]

 ???  Yuk!  Just think about it - if every one is personally tested, you're buying a used rectal thermometer!  Perish the thought!!!!   Yuk!    ???

[pogohatesme]

Is that a one person job?  Like does the dude have long arms and stick the thermomoter up there himself or does he just lay on a table all day long while someone stand behind him doing it to him?!? :o

[Spooks]

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."

All I can say is... Eeeeew! LOL

[Jinx55]

That sure made my day, I'm in a new job since Dec. and it seems like there is always a new target for getting chewed out( oh yea I've had my turn) >:(  8)

[Eagles Fan]

That sure made my day, I'm in a new job since Dec. and it seems like there is always a new target for getting chewed out( oh yea I've had my turn) >:(  8)

awww  ss  about the chewing out.  But aren't you glad you work where you do now?  lol

[babygurl424]

OMG!!  personally tested!  its been used??  YUCKO!!!!  :o

[ClingFree]

Just be glad you read that it said "rectal" before you used it!!

[SI]

Think that this fits in under the heading  ;D  Usual warning: adult oriented material that's been edited for content O0

A friend of mine in HR was nice enough to share it w/ me  :))

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK

When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "somebody needs to slap the s*** out of him..."
You need to pray at work.

When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and the first thing through your mind is "what the f*** do they want now?"
You need to pray at work.

When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b****** turned off my computer?"
You need to pray at work.

When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and Sarah comes in with her opinion and you want to throw a stapler at her...
You need to pray at work.

When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is "what the h*** does he want now?" while trying to hide underneath your desk...
You need to pray at work.

When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a**!!!"
You need to pray at work.

When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy b******!"
You need to pray at work.

When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a** m************!!!!!!"
You need to pray at work.

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...
You need to pray at work.

If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story...
You need to pray at work.

If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....
You need to pray at work!

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS!

[Mary]

to much dj i`m bowin head now   :))   :))   :))    :))    :))    :))

[SI]

Why most people (except the self-employed) hate their jobs >:D:

[Mary]

 :))  :)) dj good one  O0

[Bree]

That was a funny one DJ...... :)) :)) :))

[hades]

lmao good one.i bet if whoever actually tested all those would walk alil funny after awhile  :-X

[pogo_gamer]

 :))