NASCAR

[Homer]

Hey, Homer.

Kiss between the lines.

[gator8_24]

Read several versions of this story yesterday, Mark's contract ends after the 2011 season. Speculation Mark will finally retire from Cup and maybe go to trucks.  I think Kasey will drive for that Hendrick's other team for Tony Stewart next season.

Jr's contract  as well as Jeff end 2012.  Ppl were saying that Jr won't be kicked out as he is their cash cow, brings in more $$ than any driver in Nascar, not to mention the partnership at JRM.

So take this Homer 

[Joe C]

Junior and Brett Favre both do advertisements for Wrangler Jeans.

Both seem to get paid a lot of money NOT to win.

[Homer]

Read several versions of this story yesterday, Mark's contract ends after the 2011 season. Speculation Mark will finally retire from Cup and maybe go to trucks.  I think Kasey will drive for that Hendrick's other team for Tony Stewart next season.

Jr's contract  as well as Jeff end 2012.  Ppl were saying that Jr won't be kicked out as he is their cash cow, brings in more $$ than any driver in Nascar, not to mention the partnership at JRM.

So take this Homer 

Jeffy has a lifetime contract 

[gator8_24]

Jeffy has a lifetime contract  

s'pposedly,But he has back problems and never know.

Guess Joe knows azzes when he sees them!

[Joe C]

s'pposedly,But he has back problems and never know.

Guess Joe knows azzes when he sees them!

Let me know when Jeff Gordon or Dale Earnhardt Jr win a race. Then, you can brag all you want.

[lilsh0rtii445]

Jr will win next week.

[Joe C]

Jr will win next week.

If you say it every week, one week it MIGHT be true.

[Homer]

If you say it every week, one week it MIGHT be true.

Not likely. The Flyers have a better chance of wining the cup than Jr does of winning a race. 

[Joe C]

Not likely. The Flyers have a better chance of wining the cup than Jr does of winning a race. 

Your Flyers looked good in game 1. Only 15 more wins to go.

I just scored tickets to watch my Habs lose game 2 to the Capitals Saturday Night.

[Homer]

Your Flyers looked good in game 1. Only 15 more wins to go.

I just scored tickets to watch my Habs lose game 2 to the Capitals Saturday Night.

That's because "momma" told Bobby Boucher that NJ was the "Devils" 

[lilsh0rtii445]

If you say it every week, one week it MIGHT be true.

[Joe C]

I keep looking every week on ESPN/Nascar and yet, no wins for Dale Jr. or Jeff Gordon.

[gator8_24]

Homer and Joe, there's no hockey in Nascar! Highjacking nopt allowed!

Homer needs to keep saying that Jeff will win next week , every week and he might win!

[Homer]

Homer and Joe, there's no hockey in Nascar! Highjacking nopt allowed!

Homer needs to keep saying that Jeff will win next week , every week and he might win!

[gator8_24]

Thank You, Homer, that felt soooooo good!

[lilsh0rtii445]

If Homer could cyber slap people, he'd be dangerous. 

[Homer]

If Homer could cyber slap people, he'd be dangerous. 

[Joe C]

[Homer]

GO JEFFY GO!!!