NASCAR

[lilsh0rtii445]

Here's another to read LOL

http://www.talk-sports.net/nascar/sucks.aspx/Jeff_Gordon

Nice job, Gator! 

[Homer]

GO JEFFY GO!!! 

Heard in Jr's pits....

NO JR NO!!! 

[gator8_24]

GO JEFFY GO!!! 

Heard in Jr's pits....

NO JR NO!!! 

I think Homer needs help!  He's hearing voices in his mind that never happened! too much beer!

[Homer]

I think Homer needs help!  He's hearing voices in his mind that never happened! too much beer!

I am psychic. I can predict the future.

[lilsh0rtii445]

GO JEFFY GO!!! 

Heard in Jr's pits....

NO JR NO!!! 

[Homer]

[gator8_24]

enuf    Tim McGraw is on Nascar singin g . The pre race show good stuff!

[gator8_24]

Well, crap, he only sang about 4 songs!! 

[lilsh0rtii445]

YES! Let's go JR!!!!!!!

[Homer]

YES! Let's go JR!!!!!!!

Calm down there shorti. He'll be 20th soon enough.

[Homer]

They said Jr is gonna put his nose to Tony's tail. 

[lilsh0rtii445]

Calm down there shorti. He'll be 20th soon enough.

Would you like to be kicked or b*tch slapped? Here, I'll give you an option.

Option 1: 

Option 2: 

 

[Homer]

Would you like to be kicked or b*tch slapped? Here, I'll give you an option.

Option 1: 

Option 2: 

 

This would suffice.

[lilsh0rtii445]

This would suffice.

I have to admit, that's pretty funny. 

JR....34th? Oh well, everyone knows JR makes a come-back on the last 13 laps.

[Homer]

If they don't finish the race I'm gonna be pissed 

[lilsh0rtii445]

If they don't finish the race I'm gonna be pissed 

They're on their way!! 

[Homer]

They're on their way!! 

[lilsh0rtii445]

I've been trying to figure out why Bowyer is first. He aint no one. 

[Homer]

I've been trying to figure out why Bowyer is first. He aint no one. 

Damn Dingleberry almost took out Jeffy

[lilsh0rtii445]

  Too bad Almendinger didn't put Gordon in the wall! Gosh, soooo effin' close!