NASCAR

[Homer]

Darn race took up over half of my space on the DVR 

They really need to get their act together. I believe they said they are gonna resurface Daytona for next year. They should defnitely be checking the rest of the tracks this year.

[Homer]

There's no crying in Nasacar 

[gator8_24]

2nd place is first loser

Now I'm gonna be not so nice,  have to be one to know one!

[lilsh0rtii445]

There's no crying in Nasacar 

Is Nasacar even a sport? Nah, didn't think so. Which race were you watching?  

[Homer]

Now I'm gonna be not so nice,  have to be one to know one!

At least your admitting he's a loser

[gator8_24]

At least your admitting he's a loser

Homer, you are the most frustrating man! Oh wait, that's the way all men are, can't admit they might be wrong!

[lilsh0rtii445]

Homer, you are the most frustrating man! Oh wait, that's the way all men are, can't admit they might be wrong!

[alyaks]

Man...I missed the last of the race because of church. Where did y'all say Jeffy finished?

[Homer]

Man...I missed the last of the race because of church. Where did y'all say Jeffy finished?

[Joe C]

[gator8_24]

Let's get Homer's blood pressure up!  

[sandyhook]

Homer
i found this just for you   

Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pit Crew
NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon has announced he has taken advantage of a new "Stimulus Package" program to employ inner-city youth by firing his professional pit crew, and replacing them with ex-gangbangers.



The decision to hire the boys was inspired by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from street gangs were able to remove a set of wheels from a car in less than 6 seconds -- even without proper equipment. Gordon's existing pit crew could only do it in 8 seconds, even with the benefit of hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of high tech machinery.

The scheme was hailed as an "excellent and bold move" by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Kyle Bush for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

[Joe C]

Wait for it.....wait for it.

[gator8_24]

Shouldn't that be Dale Jr. not Kyle Bush?  Jr drove for Bud and the pic is Jr.??  lol

[Homer]

Is Danica racing tomorrow?

[sandyhook]

Kyle Bush will drink anything even Schlitz lol lol lol
I put pic of Jr in to rub it in to Homer _ I am in North carolina and have to root for the hometown boy 

[gator8_24]

Is Danica racing tomorrow?

Yes, your fav is racing tmw.

[Homer]

Yes, your fav is racing tmw.

She should drive the Hooters car 

[gator8_24]

Kyle Bush will drink anything even Schlitz lol lol lol
I put pic of Jr in to rub it in to Homer _ I am in North carolina and have to root for the hometown boy 
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Ok, it just didn't make sense to me lol

[alyaks]

Here's hoping he'll have the same....er I mean better luck this week!