American Idol

[Ms.Behavin]

She could swallow him right up with those lips.. :-\

My mind just went in the gutter.....  :ll

Why would that make your mind go in the gutter?  :,

because she's having flashbacks of last night....the night that Jordin won, and when she went bowling are two of them  :))

Who is she?  I'm lost, confused.... :-\

I told you he gets drunk and posts.  <:>

[CowboysFan2004]

She could swallow him right up with those lips.. :-\

My mind just went in the gutter.....  :ll

Why would that make your mind go in the gutter?  :,

because she's having flashbacks of last night....the night that Jordin won, and when she went bowling are two of them  :))

Who is she?  I'm lost, confused.... :-\

I told you he gets drunk and posts.  <:>

i do not!!  :))

[Monkey]

She could swallow him right up with those lips.. :-\

My mind just went in the gutter.....  :ll

Why would that make your mind go in the gutter?  :,

because she's having flashbacks of last night....the night that Jordin won, and when she went bowling are two of them  :))

Who is she?  I'm lost, confused.... :-\

I told you he gets drunk and posts.  <:>

Yeah.. them quakers are big drinkers  :)) :!!

[CowboysFan2004]

She could swallow him right up with those lips.. :-\

My mind just went in the gutter.....  :ll

Why would that make your mind go in the gutter?  :,

because she's having flashbacks of last night....the night that Jordin won, and when she went bowling are two of them  :))

Who is she?  I'm lost, confused.... :-\

I told you he gets drunk and posts.  <:>

Yeah.. them quakers are big drinkers  :)) :!!

LMAO! the only thing i "quake" at is playing Pogo Bowl.  :-\

[Monkey]

She could swallow him right up with those lips.. :-\

My mind just went in the gutter.....  :ll

Why would that make your mind go in the gutter?  :,

because she's having flashbacks of last night....the night that Jordin won, and when she went bowling are two of them  :))

Who is she?  I'm lost, confused.... :-\

I told you he gets drunk and posts.  <:>

Yeah.. them quakers are big drinkers  :)) :!!

LMAO! the only thing i "quake" at is playing Pogo Bowl.  :-\

Suuuuuuuure O+O

[CowboysFan2004]

She could swallow him right up with those lips.. :-\

My mind just went in the gutter.....  :ll

Why would that make your mind go in the gutter?  :,

because she's having flashbacks of last night....the night that Jordin won, and when she went bowling are two of them  :))

Who is she?  I'm lost, confused.... :-\

I told you he gets drunk and posts.  <:>

Yeah.. them quakers are big drinkers  :)) :!!

LMAO! the only thing i "quake" at is playing Pogo Bowl.  :-\

Suuuuuuuure O+O

really, i do!

[Tara]

Paula Abdul Found Her Purpose on 'Idol'




NEW YORK - Paula Abdul says she didn't figure out her purpose in life until she became a judge on Fox network's "American Idol." "I knew since I was a little girl that I had this profound way of touching people. My purpose is bringing out everybody's best and being that cheerleader to other people's success," the 44-year-old singer-dancer tells OK! magazine in its latest issue.

"Being a judge on `American Idol' overshadows being a Grammy Award winner and selling millions of records," she says.

Abdul has been diagnosed with reflex sympathetic dystrophy (RSD), a chronic neurological disorder that causes severe pain.

"I have four titanium plates in my neck. I've had 14 surgeries over the years. I had an operation the same evening as the first season finale of `American Idol,'" she says. "It can come and go at any time, but I no longer have the intense nerve pain that is associated with RSD, thank God."

Abdul _ who says she was hit by a drunk driver in 1987 and injured in an emergency plane landing in the early '90s _ says she is treated with anti-inflammatory medications and has massage and acupuncture treatments for her pain.

"If I appear exhausted on television, it's because I am!" she says. "I have a lot of sleepless nights because I'm in so much pain. I was taking far more medication on earlier seasons (of `American Idol'), and nobody said anything. I try to say something and I stumble, and that's what people have picked up on. I'm not polished."

When asked how she responds to claims that her behavior during "Idol" is sometimes bizarre, Abdul replies:

"I'm sick of it. I've never been drunk. I don't do recreational drugs. It's defamation of character."

The choreographer and former Laker girl also says: "I'm a warrior. I'm not the best dancer, and I'm certainly not the best singer, but I am an entire package of a great performer."

[BeautifulDisaster]

Does anyone know if Blake Lewis has gotten a record deal yet? I thought he would have had one by now, but I haven't heard anything about it.

[Homer]

Does anyone know if Blake Lewis has gotten a record deal yet? I thought he would have had one by now, but I haven't heard anything about it.

I could be wrong but I think those who make the top 10 are contractually obligated to AI. I think they do the whole Idols on tour thing. I'm not real sure though.

[Monkey]

Low Ticket Sales Sink Clarkson's Summer Tour

Kelly Clarkson has postponed her summer arena tour after lower-than-expected ticket sales forced the artist to reconfigure the show's "size and scope," according to a statement. The outing was supposed to begin July 11 in Portland, Ore.; tickets can be refunded at points of purchase.

"We came to the realization that we had bit off more than we could chew," says LiveNation CEO Michael Rapino, whose company is promoting the tour. "In the end, we are in the Kelly Clarkson business and for that reason we believe that this decision will only benefit her and her fans in the long run."

Current ticket-holders will be given first priority for seats once new dates, likely in the fall, are announced. "The fact is that touring is just too much too soon," Clarkson says on her Web site. "But I promise you that we're going to get back out there as soon as is humanly possible to give you a show that will be even better."

The tour news is another blow to the set up for Clarkson's new album, "My December," due June 26 via RCA. The artist has admitted she had to fight hard with label execs to release an album of entirely self-penned material, on the heels of her smash 2004 album "Breakway," which featured a number of co-writes with experienced songwriters.

The new album's first single, "Never Again," slips 11-17 this week on the Billboard Hot 100.

http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/..._id=1003599110

[Monkey]

Oh god..  :xx

Did anyone else hear the worst winner ever on American Idol Taylor Hicks singing the national anthem on the NBA finals?  :xx :xx

Jordin sang it before Game#1 I think too.

[Tara]

Eww Monkey...change your avatar before you catch something infectious.

[Monkey]

Eww Monkey...change your avatar before you catch something infectious.

:: :!$

[Tara]

Eww Monkey...change your avatar before you catch something infectious.

:: :!$

Is she sucking on a terd or what? 

[Monkey]

Eww Monkey...change your avatar before you catch something infectious.

:: :!$

Is she sucking on a terd or what? 

No.. you didn't hear? She plans to release another naughty tape once she's out of prison. She's just practicing the motion.  :)))

[Ms.Behavin]

Eww Monkey...change your avatar before you catch something infectious.

:: :!$

Is she sucking on a terd or what? 

No.. you didn't hear? She plans to release another naughty tape once she's out of prison. She's just practicing the motion.  :)))

I thought she changed  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

[Monkey]

Eww Monkey...change your avatar before you catch something infectious.

:: :!$

Is she sucking on a terd or what? 

No.. you didn't hear? She plans to release another naughty tape once she's out of prison. She's just practicing the motion.  :)))

I thought she changed  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

She is changing.. she's turning over a new leaf  :-\ :-\

[Ms.Behavin]

Or is she just taking it off?  :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

[Tara]

"The Mentally Ill Inside Paris" to be released in late November...just in time for Christmas.  :-[

[Monkey]

 :ll :ll

That could have a double meaning with the word "Inside" in there...  :ll