Profiles

[Tara]

Wanna play a game and just make funny profiles....Heres mine



Age: 113
 
Gender: The better of the two

Location: Where would you like me to be?

Occupation: Bubble Wrap Inspector

Relationship Status: I relate to myself very well

Interests: Stomping on ketchup packets...Playing with marbles...Sticking gum underneath public tables...Pulling fire alarms and running

Favorite Saying: -.._ --- ...  by Helen Keller

Favorite Music: The loud annoying kind that you don't like I'm sure

General Information: Well its not being nosy reading everyones profiles thats for sure

Favorite Pogo game: Undecided

[SaintHiρρo]

Favorite Saying: -.._ --- ...  by Helen Keller

Classic.... classic!  O0

[hades]

nice  O0

[bobby]

Wanna play a game and just make funny profiles....Heres mine



Age: 113

Gender: The better of the two

Location: Where would you like me to be?

Occupation: Bubble Wrap Inspector

Relationship Status: I relate to myself very well

Interests: Stomping on ketchup packets...Playing with marbles...Sticking gum underneath public tables...Pulling fire alarms and running

Favorite Saying: -.._ --- ... by Helen Keller

Favorite Music: The loud annoying kind that you don't like I'm sure

General Information: Well its not being nosy reading everyones profiles thats for sure

Favorite Pogo game: Undecided

oh, i love that quote :D

[Tara]

Come on you guys your suppose to make a profile too  O0

[missminimouse]

Age: 2 (yes i'm a bleepin genius)

location: um.....location of what?  i could tell you anything from location of my poo to location of saturn at this exact moment

occupation: needs assesment,   i'm in charge of determining what my parents or babysitter need,  then decide whether or not they get what they need  i.e......they need peice and quiet,   i scream,  they need sleep,  i scream,   they need entertainment,  i giggle,   they need nurishment,   i poo so they are sick to their stomachs,    etc etc

relationship status: everyone loves me

interests:  finding the most irritating sound on the face of the earth and making the sound over and over again untill everyone in ear shot is beat red with annoyance
repeating things out of grown ups mouths that they don't want me to repeat,   ignoring them when they want me to repeat something

favorite saying: knock it off da**it  (that's what my mother says the most anyways)

favorite music:  really like that eminem stuff my babysitter plays,   but mom only let's me listen to that john jacob jingleheimer crud

general info:  don't feed me corn unless you want me to drop a bomb

favorite pogo game:  word whomp.......love whacking those gophers on the head

[Runner]

Age: 99
 
Gender: Both

Location: Mars

Occupation: : My job involves making marks on the Mars landscape to screw with Humans

Relationship Status: We do who we want and when we want on Mars

Interests:  Destroying Earth

Favorite Saying: What comes around, goes around (cept for Earth when we destroy it)

Favorite Music: The Asteroids

General Information: You will be dead before you find out

Favorite Pogo game: Duhh Stellar

[Tara]

Those are good ones...lol

[LastCall]

oh God
both genders do they have names  :))

[nightperson]

not to bad i dont even have a profile on my name lol have never put one  :))

[Runner]

oh God
both genders do they have names  :))

played on yahoo for many years.  got sick of people going "a/s/l"

so i started responding   99/both/mars

lol it's stuck ever since

Runner

[Tara]

usually when they a/s/l .... it means there underage   O0

[LastCall]

Tara  or
  very over the age  :))

[nightperson]

yup i see a/s/l so many time since i have been a member before pogo i was getting sick of seeing a/s/l i would put n/f/y/b
meaning none of your business

[Tara]

 :)) :))  thats a good one...if I would of known that saying I would of used it alot of times...lol

[SI]

Age: MMVI - MCMLXXIII

Gender: Allllllll man baby

Location: Depends, where do you need me to be?

Occupation: I get paid to play

Relationship Status: Got a few, but I could always use a few more *wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?*

Interests: Anything that takes place beneath the sheets.  Or on top of them.  Or on the counter.  Or in the car.  Or on the subway.  Or...

Favorite Saying: "Good morning!  What are YOU still doing here?"

Favorite Music: Anything that sets the mood.  Followed by anything that breaks it lol

General Information: Well, the last batch of tests came back negative, so I'm good!  However, the rash might take a couple of weeks to go away...

Favorite Pogo Game: Why, Poppit! of course.

[Bree]

All of you got some great imaginations and I love them all.... :)) :))

[pogohatesme]

lol who else besides you guys could come up with stuff this funny lolol

[Tara]

Age: MMVI - MCMLXXIII

Gender: Allllllll man baby

Location: Depends, where do you need me to be?

Occupation: I get paid to play

Relationship Status: Got a few, but I could always use a few more *wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?*

Interests: Anything that takes place beneath the sheets.  Or on top of them.  Or on the counter.  Or in the car.  Or on the subway.  Or...

Favorite Saying: "Good morning!  What are YOU still doing here?"

Favorite Music: Anything that sets the mood.  Followed by anything that breaks it lol

General Information: Well, the last batch of tests came back negative, so I'm good!  However, the rash might take a couple of weeks to go away...

Favorite Pogo Game: Why, Poppit! of course.

Thats a good one...for a minute I thought u were going to tell us your favorite posistions but that was intrests  ...lol

[SI]

What can I say?  I just happened to have a Family Guy DVD playing, and was inspired :))