Female comebacks

[Tara]

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?


Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Fine with me, I don't care where you go after we're done in the car.

[Bree]

ROFL....those are classic  :)) :))

[pogohatesme]

 :))lol those are funny :D

[hades]

lol them lines are so old but the comebacks were funny  ;D

[missminimouse]

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

:))

[Sweet_Karamel]

OK Tara! LMAO! Do like the one .......  :))

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
     Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

       O0   Go Gurl........  O0

[kandykitty20012]

 :)))

[swamp]

 :)) :ll

[Ms.Behavin]

too funny :))

[CindyLouWho]

Read em before but they are still funny   :))