A few jokes

[Tara]

Did you hear about the two little kids in a hospital who were lying next to each other? The first kid leans over and asked, "What are you in here for?"
     The second kid said," I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
    The first kid said," You've got nothing to worry about, I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"
    The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?"
    The first kid responded, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision."
    The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"




What do you give a man who has everything?
Antibiotics


"I finally quit smoking by using the patch.
I put six of them over my mouth."

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.




10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-."

Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.

You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

[Sweet_Karamel]

Hey Tara! The first one to just too cute and funny.

   Good Jokes.  O0

[pogo_gamer]

Nice :)))