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YOUNG LOVE HAS ALL THE ANSWERS??

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Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they
are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny
goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love
and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a
moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than
mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live?
You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance... Jenny makes 5 bucks a
week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that
should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much
thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something
that Johnny won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well
Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have
one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have
little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..."

Mr. Smith doesn't think the little chit is adorable anymore.
::)

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