easter humor

[bubblegum]

When one breeds an angora rabbit with an Easter Bunny is that a cross hair?

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

Altzheimer's Advantage #2 :- You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anyone else.

Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. The Ether Bunny

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A. He doesn't want the other bunnies to know tht he was fooling around with the chickens.

Easter has been canceled folks. They found the body.

Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs

10. Big tax write-off.
9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?
8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?
2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.

[Tara]

 :)) :))  Those are cute   

[ClingFree]

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

Ugh that happened to us one year. My ex hid the eggs, forgot how many he hid ... Luckily it was an outdoor hunt (And it wasnt quite Christmas, but it was the end of the summer)

[Bree]

I like those Bubble...

[bubblegum]

thanks...I can't belive easter is almost upon us.  Its seems just like christams was yesterday

[Bree]

OMG, don't remind me of that..... :))

[pogohatesme]

 :))   those are great

[Sweet_Karamel]

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! That was good. What Easter is almost here.   
         
        :o  Just getting over drinking green beer. Well I'll be....  ::)

[kandykitty20012]

 :)))

[IndianLover]

 :)))

[CrossCountry]

 :)))