Homer's Laugh House

[SI]

 :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) OMG That is freakin' HYSTERICAL :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

[Bree]

A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working. "Madam",

said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you
will hear exactly that!" She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused.

She looked at the radio and said "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds

of "On the road again." The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports

utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a horrible collision. "As***le", she muttered. And, from the

radio, "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States."

[Bree]

Dessert Test

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No cheating. If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you!  Sorry you can only pick one.

Angel Food Cake
Brownies
Lemon Meringue Pie
Vanilla Cake with Chocolate icing
Strawberry Short Cake
Chocolate Icing on Chocolate Cake
Ice Cream
Carrot Cake

NO. You can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be!

PS: My pick was Carrot Cake.  Tell what you pick would be without looking at the answers.













OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what psychiatric research says about you:

ANGEL FOOD CAKE... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day; can be immature at times.

BROWNIES... You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champ! One of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

LEMON MERINGUE... Smooth, sexy, and articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many good friends.

VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING... Fun loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you. You are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE... Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You also tend to melt. You can be overly emotional at times. And sometimes can be annoying.

CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE... Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

ICE CREAM... You like sports, whether it is baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control.  You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

CARROT CAKE... You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh.  You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.

[hades]

i chose strawberry shortcake but the answer doesnt describe me to well  :P

[pogohatesme]

Good ones bree......I said lemon merangue but with those descriptions I'm more of a Vanilla Cake with Chocolate person lol

[SI]

Mine was Chocolate Icing on Chocolate Cake...  Dead on ;D

[bobby]

i'm 100%brownies :D

[Tara]

Choclate on Choclate here...yeppers thats about right for me

[eyesofthewizard]

brownies mmmmmmmmmmmm

[pogohatesme]

Tom and Sue live in a mental institution.  They are walking along one day next to the pool when Tom takes off and jumps into the deeps end trying to drown himself.  Sue quickly jumps in the deep end and saves him and helps him to his room.  After the careworkers hear about what happend they sit down and discuss it.  Then the head careworker goes to Sue and says "I have good news and bad news."  "The good news is, because you shown that you can act like you did and be so rational in the event of that emergency we've decided to let you out to try it in the real world."  "Great!", Sue replies.  "What's the bad news?"  The careworker quickly replies, "Well Sue, we're really sorry but after you jumped into the pool to save Tom, he went into his room and hung himself in the shower with his tie."



"No he didn't," Sue replied, "That's where I hung him out to dry"

[Bree]

Thank you all and that was a cute joke, Pogo... :))

[nightperson]

omg they are all to funny really like the tide one thou i use tide lol

[foxx]

Tom and Sue live in a mental institution.  They are walking along one day next to the pool when Tom takes off and jumps into the deeps end trying to drown himself.  Sue quickly jumps in the deep end and saves him and helps him to his room.  After the careworkers hear about what happend they sit down and discuss it.  Then the head careworker goes to Sue and says "I have good news and bad news."  "The good news is, because you shown that you can act like you did and be so rational in the event of that emergency we've decided to let you out to try it in the real world."  "Great!", Sue replies.  "What's the bad news?"  The careworker quickly replies, "Well Sue, we're really sorry but after you jumped into the pool to save Tom, he went into his room and hung himself in the shower with his tie."



"No he didn't," Sue replied, "That's where I hung him out to dry"

:))  Psych humor...always funny!

[Bree]

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters

but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time

for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant

and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery

to see his new son.

He was horrified

at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife: "There's no way I can be

the father of this baby.

Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!

Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied:

"Not this time!"

[bobby]

 :))  :))

[bobby]

little billy just got a brand new bicycle for christmas
he was so happy, he decided to go try it out right away
he was riding down the street when a cop on a horse stopped him
the cop said to little billy" i think i could give you a fine for riding that bike so fast"
little billy replied " i think the a** goes on the back of the horse not on top of it

[wattsmyname]

LMAO :)) :)) :))

[Bree]

rofl  :)) :))

[nightperson]

 ::) :)) :)) :))

[pogohatesme]

lol great jokes