Homer's Laugh House

Bree · March 08, 2006, 01:59:59 PM

That was a good one Jinx... :)) :))

Libra · March 08, 2006, 02:05:04 PM

OMG, Jinx! You just described every single solitary person where I work! Buncha geniuses, I tell ya! :)) :)) :))

pogohatesme · March 08, 2006, 02:47:02 PM

:)) :)) Those are sooooo funny!! :)) :))

SaintHiρρo · March 08, 2006, 03:58:57 PM

There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"

Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!"

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He
headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?

"He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and........

HE'S the son-of-a-b***h who ran over my FROG!"

pogohatesme · March 08, 2006, 04:25:37 PM

Quote from: SaintHippo on March 08, 2006, 03:58:57 PM
There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"

Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!"

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He
headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?

"He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and........

HE'S the son-of-a-b***h who ran over my FROG!"

Haha I've heard that one before and I love it!

nightperson · March 08, 2006, 06:46:57 PM

good 1 saint love it :D :)) :)) that calls for a cold 1 spb.gif

Bree · March 08, 2006, 08:46:27 PM

TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS (2006)

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That
Chewed Your As** Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then
Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So
Well

11. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman
..... But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few !!!

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm
Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon
Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're
Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd
Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure
Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One song is ..

1. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting
Better !!

Tara · March 08, 2006, 09:29:20 PM

Lmao...thats a good one :)) :))

pogohatesme · March 09, 2006, 03:42:26 AM

lol those are great :D

foxx · March 09, 2006, 06:53:43 AM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....nice bree...

hades · March 09, 2006, 07:06:31 AM

lmao.that has to be the best thing ever associated to boring ass country music ;D

nightperson · March 09, 2006, 09:52:10 AM

yup very nice one bree i have some going to put on here when done with badges on my last friends so be kind to me ppl these were sent to me

Bree · March 09, 2006, 10:01:48 AM

Thank you all and I am glad you enjoyed them.... :)

nightperson · March 09, 2006, 12:21:33 PM

yw bree that make my day when im having a bad one i come here and bingo it makes me smile of coarse the workers look at me when i let go a good laugh are a little bit of drinks come flying out of the mouth and on my desk :)) :))