BEAR HUNTING

[donny36]

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to
try bear hunting.  He travels up to Alaska, spots a small
brown bear and shoots it.  Right after, there was a tap
on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black
bear.

The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake.
That was my cousin and I'm going to give you two
choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept
the latter alternative. So the black bear has his way
with Frank.  Even though he felt sore for two weeks,
Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed
out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the
black bear and shot it dead.

Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That
was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I
maul you to death or we have sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to co-operate with
the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the
grizzly has his way with Frank.  Although he survived,
it took several months before Frank fully recovered.

Now Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back
to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear
and shot it.  He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments
later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around
to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear
looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come
here for the hunting, do you?"

[SugarBear]

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[wattsmyname]

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