My Ma

[Libra]

So, my Ma and I often go eat breakfast before our shopping jaunts on Saturdays.  She's just recently become a "senior" and is enjoying the benefits.  This weekend, we went to a restaurant where the senior's special was two eggs, bacon, hasbrowns and toast.  "Sounds good," My Ma said, "but I don't want the eggs." The waitress then informs her that she'd have to charge my Ma $2.49 because she was ordering a la carte. My Ma couldn't believe it!  She says, "You mean you'd charge me 50 cents more to NOT take the eggs?"  The waitress said "yes."  My Ma replies, "I'll take the special, then."  The waitress asks my my Ma how she wanted the eggs and Ma goes, 'RAW AND IN THE SHELL!" 

She took them home. :)) :)) :))

Libra
(Who hopes she's a fiesty senior when her time comes)

[ClingFree]

Libra
(Who hopes she's a fiesty senior when her time comes)

Libra ... I dont know you all that well - Just from here .. but umm I cannot imagine you being anything BUT fiesty .. senior or not!
Oh and before you wonder, thats a compliment   O0

[Tara]

So, my Ma and I often go eat breakfast before our shopping jaunts on Saturdays.  She's just recently become a "senior" and is enjoying the benefits.  This weekend, we went to a restaurant where the senior's special was two eggs, bacon, hasbrowns and ****st.  "Sounds good," My Ma said, "but I don't want the eggs." The waitress then informs her that she'd have to charge my Ma $2.49 because she was ordering a la carte. My Ma couldn't believe it!  She says, "You mean you'd charge me 50 cents more to NOT take the eggs?"  The waitress said "yes."  My Ma replies, "I'll take the special, then."  The waitress asks my my Ma how she wanted the eggs and Ma goes, 'RAW AND IN THE SHELL!" 

She took them home. :)) :)) :))

OMG....thats hilarious  :)) :))

[Libra]

Libra
(Who hopes she's a fiesty senior when her time comes)

Libra ... I dont know you all that well - Just from here .. but umm I cannot imagine you being anything BUT fiesty .. senior or not!
Oh and before you wonder, thats a compliment   O0

Thank you!  And, I have a couple of dozen years to go, so let's hope cynicism doesn't win out over fiestiness  8)

Libra

[bubblegum]

:)) did she actually get them raw and in the shell? I hope she did  :))

[Libra]

:)) did she actually get them raw and in the shell? I hope she did  :))

Yup, took them home with her.

[bubblegum]

well at least she can use them instead of letting them go to waste that way :)) she sounds a lot like my mother in law  ;D

[zzigzzag]

roflmao....wtg  MA!!!!!

[wattsmyname]

SunnyLibra Your Mom rocks

[PogoKaz]

My mum would have smashed them on her head  :))

Nice one  O0 :)) :))

[pogo_gamer]

 :)) :))

[kandykitty20012]

 :))