A Happy Man

[Tara]

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
been together for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.She would regularly bend
down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant
view.

One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome.She told me that she wanted to make love to me
just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom,and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up." I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her go up
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door, I opened the door, and headed straight
toward my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father in-law
hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you have passed our
little test.... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."

And the moral of this story is . . . Always keep your condoms
in your car.

[Mary]

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[Lynne]

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