Old is when....

Tara · March 31, 2006, 01:35:06 PM

OLD IS WHEN...Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and
you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

OLD IS WHEN...Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and
you're barefoot.

OLD IS WHEN...A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the
garage door.

OLD IS WHEN...Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

OLD IS WHEN...You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.

OLD IS WHEN...You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the
police.

OLD IS WHEN..."Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any
fiber today.

OLD IS WHEN..."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

OLD IS WHEN...An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

ClingFree · March 31, 2006, 01:39:16 PM

Quote from: Tara on March 31, 2006, 01:35:06 PM
OLD IS WHEN...Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and
you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

OLD IS WHEN...Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and
you're barefoot.

OLD IS WHEN...A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the
garage door.

OLD IS WHEN...Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

OLD IS WHEN...You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.

OLD IS WHEN...You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the
police.

OLD IS WHEN..."Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any
fiber today.

OLD IS WHEN..."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

OLD IS WHEN...An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

Okay so if only 2 have happened to me .. Im not old? ;D

Tara · March 31, 2006, 01:41:31 PM

Lmao...Is it the last 2? Its the last 2 for me :)) :))

ClingFree · March 31, 2006, 01:42:23 PM

LOL no .. but I dont wanna admit which 2 :-[

Tara · March 31, 2006, 01:43:48 PM

Quote from: ClingFree on March 31, 2006, 01:42:23 PM
LOL no .. but I dont wanna admit which 2 :-[

Omg now you have to tell...cuz I am lmao wondering which 2 >:D

ClingFree · March 31, 2006, 01:45:39 PM

Quote from: Tara on March 31, 2006, 01:43:48 PM
Quote from: ClingFree on March 31, 2006, 01:42:23 PM
LOL no .. but I dont wanna admit which 2 :-[

Omg now you have to tell...cuz I am lmao wondering which 2 >:D

okay okay okay .. you FORCED me ya big meanie ;) 6 and 8 :-X

Tara · March 31, 2006, 01:46:44 PM

What the heck were u doing fast at the doctors? :-\ :-\

ClingFree · March 31, 2006, 01:47:37 PM

Quote from: Tara on March 31, 2006, 01:46:44 PM
What the heck were u doing fast at the doctors? :-\ :-\

oooh You havent seen my doctor!! :o

nanners · March 31, 2006, 02:25:54 PM

OMG! I AM old.. I can relate to ALL of the above... :(

hades · March 31, 2006, 02:27:43 PM

im happy im still young :D

Tara · March 31, 2006, 02:39:01 PM

Quote from: nanners on March 31, 2006, 02:25:54 PM
OMG! I AM old.. I can relate to ALL of the above... :(

Lmao :)) Awe olds not bad O0

nanners · March 31, 2006, 02:42:38 PM

I really was kidding..even tho i'm 62 in age..my mind is still 30..well maybe more like 40 ..Still young at heart and not ready to go just yet..Have a lot of living to do yet.. :)

hades · March 31, 2006, 02:44:19 PM

old is really when you talk to yourself and nag about anything you can like my aunt :-X

Homer · March 31, 2006, 02:44:59 PM

Your only as old as you think you are. :P

Tara · March 31, 2006, 02:45:43 PM

Quote from: hades on March 31, 2006, 02:44:19 PM
old is really when you talk to yourself and nag about anything you can like my aunt :-X

Talking to yourselfs not a bad thing is it? :))

nanners · March 31, 2006, 02:46:13 PM

I still can jump rope and hula hoop...so there!! :P

hades · March 31, 2006, 02:46:40 PM

lol homer.people with major wrinkles and grey hair and all cant think theyre twenty :))

nanners · March 31, 2006, 02:51:31 PM

Hey i'm almost to 500 posts...Go Nanners :))

hades · March 31, 2006, 02:54:32 PM

congrats nanners O0

Homer · March 31, 2006, 02:55:41 PM

Quote from: hades on March 31, 2006, 02:46:40 PM
lol homer.people with major wrinkles and grey hair and all cant think theyre twenty :))

It's all in the mind. Think old and you'll feel old. Think young and you'll feel young. ;)

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