What if Dr. Seuss Wrote Computer Manuals?

[PogoKaz]

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then
the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And
your data is corrupted ‘cause the index doesn’t hash, Then your
situation’s hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So
your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!

[Tara]

lmao thats  a good one....Hey Lib...say this one 4 times real fast chickie  O0

[PogoKaz]

lmao thats  a good one....Hey Lib...say this one 4 times real fast chickie  O0

say this one 4 times real fast chickie
say this one 4 times real fast chickie
say this one 4 times real fast chickie
say this one 4 times real fast chickie

Whats my prize  :)) :))

[Tara]

A pack of depends...lmao

[ClingFree]

A pack of depends...lmao

Didnt Homer tell us that was gonna be the reward in an upcoming contest?   :))

Id like to point out ... I behaved all day long .. no hijacked topics. no gigglesnorting.

[Tara]

A pack of depends...lmao

Didnt Homer tell us that was gonna be the reward in an upcoming contest?   :))

Id like to point out ... I behaved all day long .. no hijacked topics. no gigglesnorting.

Yep thats what he said...and yes I was wondering where you were..But I figured you were locked up in your hotel room still getting to be a made woman :))

[ClingFree]

A pack of depends...lmao

Didnt Homer tell us that was gonna be the reward in an upcoming contest?   :))

Id like to point out ... I behaved all day long .. no hijacked topics. no gigglesnorting.

Yep thats what he said...and yes I was wondering where you were..But I figured you were locked up in your hotel room still getting to be a made woman :))

Lmao .. A girl can wish

[pogo_gamer]

 :)) :)) :))