the boss has spoken ;-)

[Gecko]

the wife  aka boss  has set me some rules  and punishments if I'm caught breaking them  ,
#1  no more flirting with Tara and they rest of the girls  not even Foxx my fav one ,  if I'm caught no sex for a day
#2 no more hijacking topics  or no sex for  2 days   
#3  no more posting  silly jokes  or  no sex for  3  days
#4  no more perving on avatars  even if they are waiting to pee  or no sex for 4 days

#5 don't post this on the forum  or   u'll  think I'm Santa's wife cause he only comes around once a year and hes lucky  he gets any at all 

#6 if u break rules 1 to 4  its  no more pogo as well

i think the boss has done her dash now
anyone want a gecko I'm free to a good home  I'm almost house trained ,
hmmmmmmmmmmm   I'm wondering if this could be  over what i said when she asked for a new dishwasher
all i said was when i married you sweetheart   <3 i thought u wouldn't need those things cause ur my dishwasher, my chef and look at all the money i saved you when i bought u a broom to clean the house with saves heaps on electricity bills 
ummmmmmm she just read my posttt, anyone got a steak for my black eye   
   love u all at PC

btw i'm not sure what she meant but she mumbled something and said i should wear a condom on my head   :o

[foxx]

:))  Gecko...you are just too funny...


HOWEVER...

anyone want a gecko i'm free to a good home  i'm almost house trained ,

I am not sure any of the women here will want to take you in after the dishwasher comment...Mr. Foxx would need 2 steaks and a bag of peas if he ever said that to me...I'll let you guess where he'd be holding those frozen peas... ;)

[Tara]

If he don't cook I don't need him  :)) :))

[foxx]

If he don't cook I don't need him  :)) :))

Yeah, we know...you found a man who cooks!  You suck.   :P

[Tara]

If he don't cook I don't need him  :)) :))

Yeah, we know...you found a man who cooks!  You suck.   :P

Oh I could say something really good right here...but I am reading the chalkboard !!!

[foxx]

If he don't cook I don't need him  :)) :))

Yeah, we know...you found a man who cooks!  You suck.   :P

Oh I could say something really good right here...but I am reading the chalkboard !!!

LMAO...Walked right into that one, didn't I?   :))

[hades]

thats funny to think about  :o

[foxx]

thats funny to think about  :o

Sorry, maybe its late...but what's funny to think about?  Tara sucking?  Mr. Foxx and the frozen peas? 

[hades]

all of it of course

[Tara]

thats funny to think about  :o

Sorry, maybe its late...but what's funny to think about?  Tara sucking?  Mr. Foxx and the frozen peas? 

ohhhhhhhhh...she just had to go there... :))

[foxx]

  ;)

[hades]

 :x