Questions and Answers

[Tara]

Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Q. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
A. Make him wear shoes.

Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
A. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.

Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A. A power failure.

Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Q. What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A. They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!    :o :o :o :o

Q. What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
A. Sex.

Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
A. Big Foot's been spotted a several times.

Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.

Q. When do you care for a man's company?
A. When he owns it.

[Helen]

Love them Tara!!

[wattsmyname]

OMG I love them all LMAO :)) :)) :)) :))

Thanks
Marjorie

[pogo_gamer]

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