Be Nice To Homer Week

[Tara]

:))POOR HOMER

What do you mean poor Homer?   :))  Hes the luckiest man here today.. >:D

Im not gonna argue with you publically  ;)   But he is pretty damn lucky!

:o :o :o

[Libra]

OMG...lmao   Doesn't he look cute in a dress?    :)) :))

Hell he probably won't ever see this thread...lol

That's the second time in les than a month I've seen Homer in a dress! 

Great job, Tara!  :)) :)) :))

[bubblegum]

 :))

[Tara]

Great job, Tara!  :)) :)) :))

Thank ya Thank ya very much  ;D

[hades]

that date with tara took more out of him then i thought  :o

[ClingFree]

that date with tara took more out of him then i thought  :o

Jealous?   :))

[Tara]

that date with tara took more out of him then i thought  :o

Hes MIA for sure isn't he?  Maybe I should be more gentle next time   :(

[nightperson]

Old timer's sex.


The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the

first time we had sex together over fifty years a go?

We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back

fence and I made love to you."

"Yes. she says. "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can

do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds crazy, but great!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all

this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these

two old-times having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them

so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by

walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make

their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.

This goes on for about ten minutes.

Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life

that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old

couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The Policeman, still watching

thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got

to ask them what their secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else.

You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there

some sort of secret to this?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago young feller, that wasn't an

electric fence."

:)) :)) i thought this was cute

[Homer]

No wonder I feel worn out about now. :P

[hades]

lol homer.


my yankees are off to a nice start..killing oakland  :)

[nightperson]

No wonder I feel worn out about now. :P

like they say your never to old for anything e4.gif>

[vasunlover]

 O0

[Tara]

I want my sausage!!  I want  bisquits buttered !!

[Homer]

I want my sausage!!  I want  bisquits buttered !!

I'm busy having Chinese food.

[hades]

i just had sushi. ah it was tasty  :D

[Libra]

I want my sausage!!  I want  bisquits buttered !!

Be nice to Homer week.

Sorry, had to do it.  JUST KIDDING HOMER!!!!  <3 <3

I don't even know if it worked.  I don't know what I'm doing.

Ok, it didn't work.  HOW DO I POST A PICK IN A POST?

[Tara]

Lib the pic has to be downloaded then you use imageshack to upload it on here

[pogo_gamer]

 :oo

[kandykitty20012]

 :)))