Funny Easter Story

[Homer]

At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.

When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o

[Helen]

At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.

When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o

You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!!  :)) :)) :))

[SaintHiρρo]

At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.

When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o

And that's how Homer arrived here today...

[Homer]

My first taste testing job. :P :))

[Helen]

My first taste testing job. :P :))

And you haven't quit since!!!  :)) :)) :)) :))

[Homer]

At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.

When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o

You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!!  :)) :)) :))

Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know.  :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o

[CindyLouWho]

At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.

When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o

[Helen]

At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.

When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o

You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!!  :)) :)) :))

Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know.  :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o

Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.

[Homer]

At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.

When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o

You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!!  :)) :)) :))

Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know.  :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o

Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.

Don't remember Helen was only about 5 or 6 back then. I'm sure I felt it in some way.

[Helen]

At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.

When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o

You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!!  :)) :)) :))

Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know.  :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o

Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.

Don't remember Helen was only about 5 or 6 back then. I'm sure I felt it in some way.

OMG, you started young!!  :)) :)) :))

[Homer]

At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.

When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o

You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!!  :)) :)) :))

Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know.  :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o

Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.

Don't remember Helen was only about 5 or 6 back then. I'm sure I felt it in some way.

OMG, you started young!!  :)) :)) :))

What did I know? LOL

Although I do remember being given sips of beer by my father. It was our little secret. ;)

[nanners]

*Hic* 8)

[Helen]

At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.

When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o

You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!!  :)) :)) :))

Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know.  :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o

Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.

Don't remember Helen was only about 5 or 6 back then. I'm sure I felt it in some way.

OMG, you started young!!  :)) :)) :))

What did I know? LOL

Although I do remember being given sips of beer by my father. It was our little secret. ;)

Nice to have secrets with your Dad!!! 

[Homer]

At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.

When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o

You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!!  :)) :)) :))

Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know.  :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o

Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.

Don't remember Helen was only about 5 or 6 back then. I'm sure I felt it in some way.

OMG, you started young!!  :)) :)) :))

What did I know? LOL

Although I do remember being given sips of beer by my father. It was our little secret. ;)

Nice to have secrets with your Dad!!! 

It was nice. Unfortunately my father passed away when I was about 10.  :'(

[Helen]

At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.

When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o

You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!!  :)) :)) :))

Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know.  :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o

Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.

Don't remember Helen was only about 5 or 6 back then. I'm sure I felt it in some way.

OMG, you started young!!  :)) :)) :))

What did I know? LOL

Although I do remember being given sips of beer by my father. It was our little secret. ;)

Nice to have secrets with your Dad!!! 

It was nice. Unfortunately my father passed away when I was about 10.  :'(

Sorry Homer but at least you have good memories of your time with him!!

[hades]

how did they taste  ???

[Homer]

how did they taste  ???

Don't remember. LOL  :o

[Helen]

how did they taste  ???

Don't remember. LOL  :o

Bet you never did it again!!  :)) :)) :))

[Homer]

how did they taste  ???

Don't remember. LOL  :o

Bet you never did it again!!  :)) :)) :))

No but I did make my brother eat a dog biscuit.  :o

[hades]

it dye your teeth? lol