Virus warning!

[Helen]

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.

[Tara]

orally and (BEER)  require generous application.

Huh? What? Sounds like a date application to me  :o

[ClingFree]

orally and (BEER)  require generous application.

Huh? What? Sounds like a date application to me  :o

:))

[Helen]

orally and (BEER)  require generous application.

Huh? What? Sounds like a date application to me  :o

Ummm, you using creative editing again?

[Helen]

orally and (BEER)  require generous application.

Huh? What? Sounds like a date application to me  :o

Ummm, you using creative editing again?

Or do you just have selective reading?  :))

[Tara]

orally and (BEER)  require generous application.

Huh? What? Sounds like a date application to me  :o

Ummm, you using creative editing again?

Or do you just have selective reading?  :))

Everytime I see this thread my thinking gets distorted.

Let me think about that and I will get back with you   :-\

[Helen]

orally and (BEER)  require generous application.

Huh? What? Sounds like a date application to me  :o

Ummm, you using creative editing again?

Or do you just have selective reading?  :))

Everytime I see this thread my thinking gets distorted.

Let me think about that and I will get back with you   :-\

Please do. :P

[qtass]

 :)) :))

[pogo_gamer]

 :))) :))

[kandykitty20012]

 :))

[Ms.Behavin]

I've got the virus.  !@#$ >:(( :xx