A take on marriage

[Helen]

Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair
and every year Stumpy said, "Ya know, Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane." And every year,
Martha would say "I know, Stumpy, but that aihplane ride costs ten dollahs .. and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."
So one year Stumpy says, "By Jeebers, Mahtha, I'm 71 yeahs old, and if I don't go this time I may nevah go."
Martha replies, "Stumpy, that there aihplane ride is ten dollahs ... and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."
So the pilot overhears them and says, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride.
If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say ONE WORD, then I won't charge you. But just ONE WORD
and it's ten dollars."
They agree and up they go... the pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard.
He does it one more time, and there is still no word... so he lands.
He turns to Stumpy as they come to a stop and says, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to
holler out, but you didn't."
And Stumpy replies "Well, I was gonna say something when Mahtha fell out ... but ten dollahs is ten dollahs."

[nanners]

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[SexySagittarian]

Now THAT'S funny! :)) :)) :))

[Lynne]

roflmao :)) :)) :)) :))

[SaintHiρρo]

roflmao :)) :)) :)) :))

I must say (and this is nothing but in the joking manner) based on your posts recently, Imazz, tell us what you really think.  :))

[Helen]

roflmao :)) :)) :)) :))

I must say (and this is nothing but in the joking manner) based on your posts recently, Imazz, tell us what you really think.  :))

:-X

[wattsmyname]

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[Lynne]

well after having a really crappy day at work its nice to laugh at jokes and what not... i do however laugh at just about anything ..and its also kinda funny since i am getting married at the end of july, I can totally see me and my fiance being like that

[SaintHiρρo]

well after having a really crappy day at work its nice to laugh at jokes and what not... i do however laugh at just about anything ..and its also kinda funny since i am getting married at the end of july, I can totally see me and my fiance being like that

Well congrats to you. I wish nothing but the best for you and your future life long partner.

[ClingFree]

well after having a really crappy day at work its nice to laugh at jokes and what not... i do however laugh at just about anything ..and its also kinda funny since i am getting married at the end of july, I can totally see me and my fiance being like that

Well congrats to you. I wish nothing but the best for you and your future life long partner.

Dit-effin-to (trademarked by Blu)

[Tara]

well after having a really crappy day at work its nice to laugh at jokes and what not... i do however laugh at just about anything ..and its also kinda funny since i am getting married at the end of july, I can totally see me and my fiance being like that

Well congrats to you. I wish nothing but the best for you and your future life long partner.

Dit-effin-to (trademarked by Blu)

Gigglesnort (trademarked by Cling)   :))

[pogo_gamer]

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[kandykitty20012]

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