sharks and gators

[Helen]

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothing,'" the beachcomber said.

"Wow," said the tourist.

The beachcomber added, "The sharks got 'em."

[SexySagittarian]

 :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

[Lynne]

 :)) :)) :)) another good one helen

[Helen]

:)) :)) :)) another good one helen

Thanks!!  :))

[Tara]

Oh gawd...I'm not even going to read this ...First it was cows and dolphins now its sharks and gators..I refuse to be involved !!

[SexySagittarian]

It's not a trick this time Tara!   :)) :)) :))

[Helen]

It's not a trick this time Tara!   :)) :)) :))

Honest Tara, no trick!!

[Tara]

You can forget it your not tricking me  >:D

[Helen]

You can forget it your not tricking me  >:D

I promise you it's not a trick!

[SexySagittarian]

cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eyeit really its not a trick! I wouldn't lie to you. I told you the truth when it was a trick didn't I?

[pogo_gamer]

 :ooo :)))

[kandykitty20012]

 :)))