Babies

[Helen]

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving birth to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins."
The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins."
After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets."
Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers."
Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons."
All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

[nightperson]

 :)) :)) now that was good

[Tara]

 :)) :))

[Mary]

 :))  :))  :)) to funny  :))  :))  :))

[ClingFree]

 :))

[Tara]

I guess belonging to a 12 step program wouldn't be a good idea  :))

[Helen]

I guess belonging to a 12 step program wouldn't be a good idea  :))

In this case.....NO!!  :))

[hades]

that one was kind of eh  :-X

[Lynne]

 :)) :)) O0

[clayton1966]

What about a guy that makes Heinz 57 for a living? :-\

[Tara]

What about a guy that makes Heinz 57 for a living? :-\

Lmao...so true...now that is scary  O0

[SexySagittarian]

this is too too funny   :)) :)) :))

[foxx]

that one was kind of eh  :-X

:P  If you have nothing nice to say...lmao

[pogo_gamer]

 :))) :)))

[kandykitty20012]

 :))