You know your a geezer if:

[Helen]

You know your a geezer if:

1. The gleam in your eyes is caused by the sun hitting your bi-focals.
2. You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.
3  Most of the names in your little black book end in M.D.
4. Your children begin to look middle aged.
5. Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."
6. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
7. You sit in a rocking chair and have to work to get it going.
8. Your knees buckle lots easier than your belt does.
9. You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 95 around the
    golf course.
10. Your back goes out more often than you do.
11. Your Pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl.
12. The little old gray haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
13. You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise.   
14. When you're asleep,  others worry that you're dead.
15. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
16. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
17. You're no longer offended when someone asks if you qualify for a "senior"
    discount.
18. You know when all of the "senior discount days" are at every store within
    a ten mile radius of your home.
19. You have new driving skills - the ones needed to pilot electric shopping
    carts.
20. You're disgruntled when all of the handicapped parking slots are taken by
    cars displaying handicapped tags; so you don't get to use yours. 

[zzigzzag]

lol  old age  gotta love it!  ty for sharing

[ZedPaul]

lol I'm a geezer

[Mary]

thanks helen  :))  :))

[Helen]

thanks helen  :))  :))

You're welcome Mama, glad you liked it.  O0

[pogo_gamer]

 :)) :))

[kandykitty20012]

 :)) face it we will all be there some day