Need ideas (homemade) to keep pests out of Garden, Please!

[Ethan_Hawley]

I'm sure PETA won't like this but...

...find a neighborhood kid with a BB gun and a good eye.  Pay him 5 bucks/carcass.  Put the bodies on stakes around the garden like Vlad the Impaler.   :x :x  It should scare off the little rabbit/squirrel/bird friends.

That's horrible...I'm sorry...

:o  Ethan! 

*speechless...

I know, I know...what a wretched thing to say.  I am not a violent/cruel person, I promise.

Was just trying to think of the most direct method of dealing with the problem.  So many posts about asparagus and cayenne pepper and fencing and blah blah blah.  Just exterminate the little buggers or buy your tomatoes and corn from the store like the rest of us city folk.

[Libra]

Find a man...feed him asparagus...let him pee a little border around the garden...and Wa-la!  No more Kritters!

Is that a promise?  :))

OMG!  YOu totally went there.

[foxx]

I'm sure PETA won't like this but...

...find a neighborhood kid with a BB gun and a good eye.  Pay him 5 bucks/carcass.  Put the bodies on stakes around the garden like Vlad the Impaler.   :x :x  It should scare off the little rabbit/squirrel/bird friends.

That's horrible...I'm sorry...

:o  Ethan! 

*speechless...

I know, I know...what a wretched thing to say.  I am not a violent/cruel person, I promise.

Was just trying to think of the most direct method of dealing with the problem.  So many posts about asparagus and cayenne pepper and fencing and blah blah blah.  Just exterminate the little buggers or buy your tomatoes and corn from the store like the rest of us city folk.

Whew...Explaination makes me feel better...

:-*

[Libra]

I'm sure PETA won't like this but...

...find a neighborhood kid with a BB gun and a good eye.  Pay him 5 bucks/carcass.  Put the bodies on stakes around the garden like Vlad the Impaler.   :x :x  It should scare off the little rabbit/squirrel/bird friends.

That's horrible...I'm sorry...

I use the iguanas for target practice.  We throw rocks, oranges, fallen coconuts.....   :-X

[bubblegum]

I'm sure PETA won't like this but...

...find a neighborhood kid with a BB gun and a good eye.  Pay him 5 bucks/carcass.  Put the bodies on stakes around the garden like Vlad the Impaler.   :x :x  It should scare off the little rabbit/squirrel/bird friends.

That's horrible...I'm sorry...

I use the iguanas for target practice.  We throw rocks, oranges, fallen coconuts.....   :-X

My dog has a fettish for chaseing squirrels.  One day in his never ending attempt to go squirrel chasing he broke our sliding glass door in the kitchen.

[Libra]

I'm sure PETA won't like this but...

...find a neighborhood kid with a BB gun and a good eye.  Pay him 5 bucks/carcass.  Put the bodies on stakes around the garden like Vlad the Impaler.   :x :x  It should scare off the little rabbit/squirrel/bird friends.

That's horrible...I'm sorry...

Bubble?  How many times did you take english class?  I'm guessing over and over and over.  HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO DROP THAT EFFING E BEFORE ING?? 

GAWD!  >:D

I use the iguanas for target practice.  We throw rocks, oranges, fallen coconuts.....   :-X

My dog has a fettish for chaseing squirrels.  One day in his never ending attempt to go squirrel chasing he broke our sliding glass door in the kitchen.

[bubblegum]

I'm sure PETA won't like this but...

...find a neighborhood kid with a BB gun and a good eye.  Pay him 5 bucks/carcass.  Put the bodies on stakes around the garden like Vlad the Impaler.   :x :x  It should scare off the little rabbit/squirrel/bird friends.

That's horrible...I'm sorry...

Bubble?  How many times did you take english class?  I'm guessing over and over and over.  HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO DROP THAT EFFING E BEFORE ING?? 

GAWD!  >:D

I use the iguanas for target practice.  We throw rocks, oranges, fallen coconuts.....   :-X

My dog has a fettish for chaseing squirrels.  One day in his never ending attempt to go squirrel chasing he broke our sliding glass door in the kitchen.

what word did I misspell this time?

[Libra]

I'm sure PETA won't like this but...

...find a neighborhood kid with a BB gun and a good eye.  Pay him 5 bucks/carcass.  Put the bodies on stakes around the garden like Vlad the Impaler.   :x :x  It should scare off the little rabbit/squirrel/bird friends.

That's horrible...I'm sorry...

Bubble?  How many times did you take english class?  I'm guessing over and over and over.  HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO DROP THAT EFFING E BEFORE ING?? 

GAWD!  >:D

I use the iguanas for target practice.  We throw rocks, oranges, fallen coconuts.....   :-X

My dog has a fettish for chaseing squirrels.  One day in his never ending attempt to go squirrel chasing he broke our sliding glass door in the kitchen.

what word did I misspell this time?

Ok, drop the E when adding ING.  It's not that hard of a concept.  Neither is using spell check.  Sorry, but this a major pet peeve, and I've only told you 5,461,568 times.   Chaseing?  Ok, you sound like Bree.  Is that REALLY what you aspire to?

[bubblegum]

I'm sure PETA won't like this but...

...find a neighborhood kid with a BB gun and a good eye.  Pay him 5 bucks/carcass.  Put the bodies on stakes around the garden like Vlad the Impaler.   :x :x  It should scare off the little rabbit/squirrel/bird friends.

That's horrible...I'm sorry...

Bubble?  How many times did you take english class?  I'm guessing over and over and over.  HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO DROP THAT EFFING E BEFORE ING?? 

GAWD!  >:D

I use the iguanas for target practice.  We throw rocks, oranges, fallen coconuts.....   :-X

My dog has a fettish for chaseing squirrels.  One day in his never ending attempt to go squirrel chasing he broke our sliding glass door in the kitchen.

what word did I misspell this time?

Ok, drop the E when adding ING.  It's not that hard of a concept.  Neither is using spell check.  Sorry, but this a major pet peeve, and I've only told you 5,461,568 times.   Chaseing?  Ok, you sound like .  Is that REALLY what you aspire to?

At least my spelling and grammer isn't as bad as , nor have I claimed to do have done half the stuff she has-at least I have admitted my spelling is the greatest. :P

[foxx]

Bubbles, dear.  I think all she is saying is....Use the Spellchecker.  Please.  For the love of everything good and holy.

[Tara]

I'm going to spend the day chaseing, useing, figureing, pleaseing, deleteing, breatheing, loatheing, conspireing, and on that note I am leaveing.  :)) :))

[bubblegum]

Bubbles, dear.  I think all she is saying is....Use the Spellchecker.  Please.  For the love of everything good and holy.

9 times out 10 I do use spellchecker.  I guess I got in a hurry in that one post and forgot.  sorry.

[foxx]

Bubbles, dear.  I think all she is saying is....Use the Spellchecker.  Please.  For the love of everything good and holy.

9 times out 10 I do use spellchecker.  I guess I got in a hurry in that one post and forgot.  sorry.

Now bubbles...Don't get your big girl pink panties in a bunch.  We're just sayin...

:-*

[bubblegum]

Bubbles, dear.  I think all she is saying is....Use the Spellchecker.  Please.  For the love of everything good and holy.

9 times out 10 I do use spellchecker.  I guess I got in a hurry in that one post and forgot.  sorry.

Now bubbles...Don't get your big girl pink panties in a bunch.  We're just sayin...

:-*

I know I know.  But my pink big girl panties are in the wash right now  :))