THE OUTHOUSE

[Country Lady]

Once there was a little boy that lived in the country

His family had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because
it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stunk all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined
that one day he would push that outhouse into the cree k.

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy
decided today was the day.
So he got a large pole and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse
toppled into the creek and floated away.

That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after
supper.

Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.

The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It
was you, wasn't it son?"

The boy answered, "Yes father".

Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington
chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told
the truth."

The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't
sitting in the cherry tree at the time."

[Tara]

 :)) :))  Thats a good one but I've never heard of a creek swelling before

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy

:)) :))  Thats a good joke.... but I've never heard of a swollen creek before  :-\

[Helen]

Great joke, thanks for sharing!  :))

[wattsmyname]

LMAO :)) :)) :))

[ClingFree]

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[qtass]

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[nightperson]

that was so cute  :))

[hades]

lmao  :)) :))

[CindyLouWho]

that was funny  :))  sure brought back memories cause when we was growing up & went to my grandparents house, their outhouse sit close to a creek too.  but thank goodnes no 1 got pushed in the creek while sitting in it!   :)) :))

[Lynne]

 :))

[pogo_gamer]

 :)))

[kandykitty20012]

 :))