You know your an idiot when

[bubblegum]

I sent this to a not so bright person I know..she wrote back saying she doesn't quite understand all of it.   :))

You Know You're an Idiot When...

* you put lipstick on the forehead because you wanted to makeup your mind.
* you get stabbed in a shoot-out.
* you send a fax with a stamp on it.
* you're on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
* you try to drown a fish.
* someone gives you a penny for your intelligence, and you have to give them
change.
* you think socialism means partying.
* you trip over a cordless phone.
* you take a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.
* At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" you put
"Sagittarius."
* you take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
* you study for a blood test and fail.
* invent a solar powered flashlight.
* you sell the car for gas money.
* you heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move.
* you miss the 44 bus, and take the 22 twice instead.
* you take someone to the airport, see a sign that says, "Airport left", and then turn around and go home.
* you get locked in Furniture Shop and sleep on the floor.
* try to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

[ZedPaul]

tahts hilarious!! :))

[Helen]

* you heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move.

Those are all funny but this is my favorite.  O0

[SaintHiρρo]

I sent this to a not so bright person I know..she wrote back saying she doesn't quite understand all of it.   :))

You Know You're an Idiot When...

* you trip over a cordless phone.

* you take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

I must say these two don't make you an idiot at all  >:(

[hades]

those are funny as hell  :D

[pogo_gamer]

 :)) :)) :))

[kandykitty20012]

Bwah hahahahah  tee heee  :))