The Handsome Prince

[Luna]

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

*** POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:

"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."


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[Bree]

Sweetpeach....that was to funny  :)) :))

[Luna]

  :D  Glad you like it  :)) Be my luck I too would pick an animal thats been fixed :)) :)) :)) :)) Not saying Im into animals or anything :oo

[wattsmyname]

That is just so funny :)) :))

[Helen]

Good one   :))

[nightperson]

very nice :)) :))

[Jonathan]

oh well poor old ladys mind must have slipped....

[ZedPaul]

 :o :))

[pogo_gamer]

 :ooo ??? :))

[kandykitty20012]

 :))