Quotable Quotes

[Helen]

When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day, sometimes
in the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when we found out there
was a bus.
- Jeff Foxworthy
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"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin
the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could
either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my
own home."
- Gene Perret
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"I'm so busy I don't know whether I just found a rope or lost my horse."
Unknown
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"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both
incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by
twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper."
- Rod Serling
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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in
another city."
- George Burns
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"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes
me so sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."
- Garrison Kielor
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[zzigzzag]

lol  cute...ty for sharing

[Jonathan]

cute....the last one is the best


although i like the one that says you would be late for your own funeral

[hades]

rather nice  :)

[nightperson]

all good i like the famil leaving in another state :)) :))

[ZedPaul]

those are good

[pogo_gamer]

 O0 :D :D

[kandykitty20012]

 :D :))) :D