signs you drink too......

[Luna]

 :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) Thats was a good one :))

[wattsmyname]

funny :)) :))

[clayton1966]

Another college letter home.


Dear Dad,

No mon.
No fun.

Your Son






Reply from Dad

Dear Son

To bad.
So sad.

Your Dad

[Helen]

 :D   :D   :D  Good one!!  :))

[Helen]

 :D   :))

[Monkey]

Signs that you are too drunk would be...

Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.

Hey!  :oo

But other than that, they were great! Thanks  :))

[Mr. Rasputia]

 :D Pretty sad i can relate to some of those

[nightperson]

i dont relate to any sad i guess i dont drink  ;D  oh my that is why help i needa drink :))

[Iceman0007]

 :)) :))

[krispy]

Great Reasons To Be A Guy...

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Gas (at either end) is cool.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

[nightperson]

 :)) :)) that was good

[SaintHiρρo]

LoL, yeppers... they all are true!

[pogo_gamer]

 :)) :))

[kandykitty20012]

 :))