16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

[Luna]

LoL, hey guys.. i thought this was sooo hilarious! i might try a few of these one day..LoL. which ones do you like?  8)


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"


                                       

[Monkey]

 :)) :))

A few of those were great!Thanks!

[HarleyChick]

vERY FUNNY hOMMER THOUGHT I WAS GONA DIE LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!! :)) :)) :))

[Helen]

Thanks, those are always good for a laugh.  :D

[Tara]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

This would be for Blu to do


7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

This would be Cling

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

DEFINITELY Lib all the way

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

This would be Homer and long as he could use his other hand to get his undies out his butt crack

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

Uhhhhh Hippo

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

Well if the theme was Barney I would say Chad

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
I think I will take this one...I would do this..And I am taking Foxx with me on this one..She'll do it to.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

I have to say Helen and Bree on this one

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
Chad do you have time to do 2?

                                       

[Luna]

 :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) Good one Tara  :)) :)) :)) O0


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[ClingFree]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

This would be for Blu to do


7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

This would be Cling

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

DEFINITELY Lib all the way

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

This would be Homer and long as he could use his other hand to get his undies out his butt crack

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

Uhhhhh Hippo

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

Well if the theme was Barney I would say Chad

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
I think I will take this one...I would do this..And I am taking Foxx with me on this one..She'll do it to.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

I have to say Helen and Bree on this one

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
Chad do you have time to do 2?

                                       

:))   I may have to go try it out today, Just to tell ya the results!

[wattsmyname]

lol :))

[krispy]

too funny!!! :))

[lostinpogoland]

lol :))

[Iceman0007]

 :))

[nightperson]

way to funny :)) :))

[Bree]

Sweetpeach, I would love to do #13 and scare everyone half to death.... :))

[Luna]

Sweetpeach, I would love to do #13 and scare everyone half to death.... :))

LMAO yeah that would be a fun one to do. Thats the one I like. If you ever get brave and try it let me know cause Im too chicken to try it.  :))

[Mary]

your to funny sweet love all of these  :))  :))

[Luna]

Well thank ya mama. 8)  I luv this forum. Everyone is so funny and very helpful. O0

[Mary]

yqw sweet and yes great forum  :D

[nightperson]

Well thank ya mama. 8)  I luv this forum. Everyone is so funny and very helpful. O0

well great you like it we all do  ;D

[zzigzzag]

lmaoooooooooo....good ones...a few I may try!!   TYVM!

[pogo_gamer]

 :D