The Brunette

[Luna]

The brunette had been married about a year
One day the she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy
He didn't know how to react
So he started jumping up and down along with her

"Why are we so happy?" he asked
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
"Great" he said, "tell me what you're so happy about"
She stopped, breathless from all the jumping up and down
"I'm pregnant!" she gasped

The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for quite a while
He grabbed her, and kissed her
"Wow, that is wonderful," "I couldn't be happier"

Then she said, "Oh, honey there's more"
"What do you mean more?", he asked
"Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"

He was amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant
"How do you that," he asked

"It was easy," she said
"I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit"
"Both tests came out positive   :-*

[Helen]

 O0  Great joke!!  :))  :))

[nightperson]

very funny :)) :))

[wattsmyname]

lol :))

[Luna]

Ty Ty TY TY  :)) :)) :)) :)

[foxx]

Sweetpeach...are you a blonde?
;)

[Luna]

Sweetpeach...are you a blonde?
;)

Yes I am. A true blonde. Thought it be nice to have burnett joke in here  :-*

[foxx]

Sweetpeach...are you a blonde?
;)

Yes I am. A true blonde. Thought it be nice to have burnett joke in here  :-*

Thought so...lol... ;)

[Luna]

Sweetpeach...are you a blonde?
;)

Yes I am. A true blonde. Thought it be nice to have burnett joke in here  :-*

Thought so...lol... ;)

LOL I like blonde jokes but they are so common. Just wanted a change of pace. ???

[Iceman0007]

 :)) :)) :)) :))

[Jonathan]

brunette i dont think so lol

[ZedPaul]

 :)) :))

[foxx]

 :))   :))   :))

[pogo_gamer]

 :)) :))

[kandykitty20012]

 :))