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[Helen]

You're Welcome Foxx.... :)

13 more.... someone keep talking to Bree... we're going to get her to 2000 if it kills me!

Well, since we don't want to kill Hippo....   Hey Bree, let's go and get that 2000!!

[Bree]

So bree...just to clarify...if it is just a "joke", put it in this thread.  If it is a funny list like "600000 ways to tell if you are Greek", start a new thread within the laugh house?

(I am trying to help get her there!)

Yes that is the way you should put you "jokes" in this thread Foxx.

[foxx]

So bree...just to clarify...if it is just a "joke", put it in this thread.  If it is a funny list like "600000 ways to tell if you are Greek", start a new thread within the laugh house?

(I am trying to help get her there!)

Yes that is the way you should put you "jokes" in this thread Foxx.

Thank you bree!

[Bree]

So bree...just to clarify...if it is just a "joke", put it in this thread.  If it is a funny list like "600000 ways to tell if you are Greek", start a new thread within the laugh house?

(I am trying to help get her there!)

Yes that is the way you should put you "jokes" in this thread Foxx.

Thank you bree!

You are very welcome Foxx!!

[zzigzzag]

 :)) life before puters....   my kid is 8 ft away and instead of calling out or coming in my room  she sends me IM"s...not sure to blame it on being lazy or technology!...lol

[Helen]

Thanks for sharing.  :))

[nightperson]

i know the feeling hubby is 2 floor under me in the family room and he calls me on the cell are he may be on the back porch and im in the kitchen maybe 10 feet from him and he uses his cell phone to ask how much longer on dinner i want to grr sometimes :))

[Helen]

Some cute and not so cute animal pictures I found.

[hades]

lol that dog cooking one was the best  :))

[Bree]

I need that dog cooking because I hate to cook..... :))

[Helen]

I need that dog cooking because I hate to cook..... :))

You can borrow him for a while!!  :))  :))  :))

[Bree]

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes


1) That's not right.........................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive.....Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man......................................... Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse....................................Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach.............Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

08) I think you need a face lift........Chin Tu Fat

9) It's Very dark in here........................Wai So Dim

10) I Thought you were on a diet.....Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone................No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week........Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight........................Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ..............Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah

[Bree]

Holy Water

Jerry, a highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Baptist, living in South Louisiana.

Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Jerry's neighbors were Catholic... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The priest came to visit Jerry, and suggested that Jerry convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study, Jerry attended Mass... And as the priest sprinkled holy water over Jerry, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."

Jerry's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Jerry's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold Jerry, he stopped in amazement and watched. There stood Jerry, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted: "You were born a deer, and raised a deer, but now you are a catfish."

[Bree]

Circle Flies

A cowboy from Texas gets pulled over by an Arizona DPS Trooper for speeding. The trooper started
to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try
to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin' some problem with circle flies?" The trooper stopped writing the
ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because
they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh," and
goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and says, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool those flies though."

[nightperson]

them was som e goo picture helen :))

[Helen]

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes


1) That's not right.........................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive.....Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man......................................... Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse....................................Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach.............Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

08) I think you need a face lift........Chin Tu Fat

9) It's Very dark in here........................Wai So Dim

10) I Thought you were on a diet.....Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone................No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week........Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight........................Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ..............Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah

Bree, loved all your jokes but thought these were especially funny!! Thanks for the laughs.  :D

[Helen]

them was som e goo picture helen :))

Thanks night, glad you liked them!!

[Tara]

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes


4) Stupid Man......................................... Dum Fuk

7) I bumped the coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

16) Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah

:o :o :o :o :o     :oo :oo :oo

[Luna]

can depend on bree for some funny jokes  :D

[Helen]

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes


4) Stupid Man......................................... Dum Fuk

7) I bumped the coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

16) Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah

:o :o :o :o :o     :oo :oo :oo

You're looking shocked?? hahahahaha  :))  :))  :))