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[Luna]

 :)) thanks for sharing that. its cute

[Helen]

i know the feeling hubby is 2 floor under me in the family room and he calls me on the cell are he may be on the back porch and im in the kitchen maybe 10 feet from him and he uses his cell phone to ask how much longer on dinner i want to grr sometimes :))

OMG night, that is just tooooooooo funny!!  :))  :))

[hades]

lol thats funny  :))

me and my gf have done that a few times  :-X

[Helen]

lol thats funny  :))

me and my gf have done that a few times  :-X

Then you're funny toooooooo, lol.  :))

[Bree]

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes


4) Stupid Man......................................... Dum Fuk

7) I bumped the coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

16) Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah

:o :o :o :o :o     :oo :oo :oo

Oh no, I read throught them all and I did not see the bad ones in there.  I guess I am going to be punished so I am going to sit in the corner now..... :o ::)

[Tara]

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes


4) Stupid Man......................................... Dum Fuk

7) I bumped the coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

16) Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah

:o :o :o :o :o     :oo :oo :oo

Oh no, I read throught them all and I did not see the bad ones in there.  I guess I am going to be punished so I am going to sit in the corner now..... :o ::)

You don't have to go to the corner..Were going to raise your status up in the Hijack Club  :D

[Helen]

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes


4) Stupid Man......................................... Dum Fuk

7) I bumped the coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

16) Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah

:o :o :o :o :o     :oo :oo :oo

Oh no, I read throught them all and I did not see the bad ones in there.  I guess I am going to be punished so I am going to sit in the corner now..... :o ::)

You don't have to go to the corner..Were going to raise your status up in the Hijack Club  :D

Hahaha, I saw those but decided not to say anything!!  :-X

[bubblegum]

A TO Z OF EX-BOYFRIENDS

A is for @@@HOLE, you know, that word I shout at him as I
drive by.

B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things
between them do work out. I can't think of two better
losers to get off the streets.

C is for Call ya later. He won't. He never has before.

D is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E is for Eating like a pig. God, does he always have to
know what the bottom of the bowl looks like?

F is for foreplay. Yes, I know he doesn't know what it
is, that's why it's on the list. It's also for forgetting my birthday, you jerk.

G is for Guys. Who he was supposedly out with, and also
who wears perfume like mine.

H is for Horny. He always is, except when I am.

I stands for ignorant, slobbering jerk.

J stands for jerk off. Yes, that's what he can do tonight,
because I won't do it for him.

K stands for kiss, something he can't do without slobbering
down his tongue and on my face.

L is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists
somewhere in fantasy land.

M stands for Mephistophiles. That is who he imitates.

N stands for No, a word he never seems to understand.

O is for "Oh, was it your birthday last week?"

P is for pee, what he does out in public in the front yard
because he forgot when he walked past the bathroom.

Q is for quote, "My birthday is next Thursday," unquote.
(See F and O)

R is for reminding, because I have to remind him of all
holidays, birthdays and anniversaries.

S stands for stood up. Something he thinks I will forget
about.  It is also for sex. Something he won't get later because I
remember the other S.

T is for torture. Where do I start?

U is for Understatement. Saying you hate that !$#$#@#$# is an understatement.

V is for vermin--as in all of his family.

W stands for whine, need I say more.

X is for ex, the one he never shuts up about.

Y stands for younger, and wishing he was.

Z is for zip and that's what I got from him.

[Helen]

 :o :o :o very funny!!

[bubblegum]

um, why did boyfriends a to z get moved to homers laugh house? No one else who's posted funny stuff has gotten their stuffed moved.

[Helen]

um, why did boyfriends a to z get moved to homers laugh house? No one else who's posted funny stuff has gotten their stuffed moved.

You said that "S" word.....pay tara $29.99!!!  :))  :))  :))

[bubblegum]

 :))

[foxx]

 :))

[bubblegum]

Okay I'm a yankee....however after reading this I'm not sure.

You Know You're a Yankee If...

You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." (barbecue is meant to be cooked long and slow with lots of sauce)

You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY! (heinz ketchup is a tad bland for me)

You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. (I have trouble spelling it but not pronoucing it)

You don't know what a moon pie is. (I do. And they are wonderful)

You've never had grain alcohol. (I've had some)

You've never eaten Okra. (Fresh okra is the best)

You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.  (fried chicken is supposed to be messy and eaten with your hands people)

You've never seen a live chicken. (hubbys in laws have a small chicken farm so I've seen live chickens)

You have no idea what a polecat is.  (its just a weasel)

You've never heard an off-color joke about farm animals, or, if you did, it went over your head.  (some off color jokes about farm animals are hella funny)

You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. (this part is true)

Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. (it is, and always has been y'all.)

You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-and-knife show. (my father has)

You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.  (I don't care about football.  Yucky.  However I think the money should be given to me)

The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on-ramp on the highway. (Either I'm first on the on ramp or nobody gets on)

You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores. (No, I don't.  However I do get ads in the mail for feed stores.)

The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus. (none in my area so I've never been to one)

You call binoculars opera glasses. (binoculars and opera glasses are 2 differnt things)

You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping. (I can spit out the window without pulling over)

You've never been to a craft show. (sadly I've been to several)

None of your fur coats are homemade. (I own 0 fur coats)

[Helen]

Thanks for sharing those bubble. Makes you wonder, huh?

[ZedPaul]

Thank gawd I'm not a yankee...or a Yankees fan LOL

[pogo_gamer]

 :D :D :D