Insane Ways To Order A Pizza

[holly222]

 Insane Ways To Order A Pizza 

- If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
- Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

- Use CB lingo where applicable.

- Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

- Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

- Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

- Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

- Answer their questions with questions.

- In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

- Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.

- Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

- Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

- Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

- Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

- Stutter on the letter "p."

- Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)

- Ask what the order taker is wearing.

- Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

- Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

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