Funny Pet Stories

tponka · April 23, 2006, 11:53:10 AM

I saw in the PB&J thread a couple posts about how people have tortured their pets for entertainment. I thought I'd start a thread so we can share our sadistic ideas on the many ways we can humor ourselves by driving our pets insane. ;) (All in fun, of course.. I love my puppies and lovebird!)

On Easter, I put headband-style bunny ears on both of my Bichons and just about laughed myself silly. Took pictures of course.. :))

tponka · April 23, 2006, 11:56:03 AM

Oh, and my friend Christian has a Basset hound named Angel. ;::
Since his girlfriend and 11 yr old daughter always beat him in "punch buggy" in the car, when Angel is with him in the car, he "punches" her when he sees a VW cuz he always sees it before she does. :oo

Homer · April 23, 2006, 12:00:07 PM

I'm sure you made this post with the right intentions but I don't find anything funny about animal cruelty.

There is no excuse for physically abusing a pet or animal. After all they have feelings too. :;' ;::

Any posts about hurting animals will be removed. ;:"

I'd also like to add that I consider my pets part of my family.

hades · April 23, 2006, 12:08:02 PM

i love my pets and think of them as part of the family ;:: :)

Homer · April 23, 2006, 12:12:21 PM

One thing I've learned the hard way is when the cat has the catnip toy. Don't try and take it away. LOL

I have a kitty that absolutely loves to be petted.

tponka · April 23, 2006, 12:21:49 PM

Oh I certainly didn't intend for this to be a mean thing at all. :)
I just thought it was funny when someone told about feeding their dog peanut butter. :)
My puppies and birdie are my babies, and I would never do anything to hurt them.. but watching Silas crawl under the covers, get stuck, then seeing Sophie pouncing on him from on top of the covers is hysterical! ;:: ;::

bubblegum · April 23, 2006, 12:29:41 PM

If you want to know your dogs a redneck heres a sure sign....

PB On The Run · April 23, 2006, 12:33:10 PM

We have an indoor cat named Zowie. Santa brought her a window perch to set on a few years back. My girls bought bird feeders this past winter & thought it would be great entertainment to put them in the yard right outside Zowie's window. It's funny to be sitting here on the puter & hear the cat's head "bonk" off the window. :;' They also like to drive her crazy chasing the flashlight beam. Nothing really abusive, we love our cat. But it is fun to get her wound up. Catnip works quite well too.

Libra · April 23, 2006, 12:36:41 PM

Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 12:00:07 PM
I'm sure you made this post with the right intentions but I don't find anything funny about animal cruelty.

There is no excuse for physically abusing a pet or animal. After all they have feelings too. :;' ;::

Any posts about hurting animals will be removed. ;:"

I'd also like to add that I consider my pets part of my family.

Thank you! I can't even watch or listen to news stories about it.. It breaks my heart. Now, I can torture my dog for days by putting his "Baby Bear" out of reach! Nothing's funnier than watching a 3.5 lb dog "get mad." :)) :))

Homer · April 23, 2006, 12:54:29 PM

Quote from: SunnyLibra on April 23, 2006, 12:36:41 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 12:00:07 PM
I'm sure you made this post with the right intentions but I don't find anything funny about animal cruelty.

There is no excuse for physically abusing a pet or animal. After all they have feelings too. :;' ;::

Any posts about hurting animals will be removed. ;:"

I'd also like to add that I consider my pets part of my family.

Thank you! I can't even watch or listen to news stories about it.. It breaks my heart. Now, I can torture my dog for days by putting his "Baby Bear" out of reach! Nothing's funnier than watching a 3.5 lb dog "get mad." :)) :))

Then I won't share the local story here. Although in the long run it had a happy ending. :D

SexySagittarian · April 23, 2006, 12:59:11 PM

Oh homer, you can't dangle that carrot only to snatch it away! ???

Homer · April 23, 2006, 01:02:10 PM

Quote from: PogoSlave on April 23, 2006, 12:59:11 PM
Oh homer, you can't dangle that carrot only to snatch it away! ???

I tell you what. I'll try to find the link again and if people want to read it they can click on the link.

It's sad to begin but makes you happy by the end because the animal was rescued.

Tara · April 23, 2006, 01:03:05 PM

Quote from: PogoSlave on April 23, 2006, 12:59:11 PM
Oh homer, you can't dangle that carrot only to snatch it away! ???

:o :o

SexySagittarian · April 23, 2006, 01:03:42 PM

sounds like a good compromise O0

Homer · April 23, 2006, 01:04:13 PM

Here's the link.

http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/news/14384158.htm

I promise there is a happy ending. :D

SexySagittarian · April 23, 2006, 01:08:17 PM

That was a happy ending. Good thing cat's have 9 lives! :;'

Homer · April 23, 2006, 01:10:24 PM

I hate reading bad stories about what people do to animals. If I ever caught someone doing it I would do something very bad to that person.

SexySagittarian · April 23, 2006, 01:19:16 PM

I agree with you 100% Homer. My family has taken in more than it's share of homeless/abused animals to keep them safe. I wish more people would do the same with animals and children!

Mary · April 23, 2006, 01:20:52 PM

i myself love my doggie don`t understand how any one could hurt an animal of any kind >:( ;::

Libra · April 23, 2006, 01:21:27 PM

Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 01:10:24 PM
I hate reading bad stories about what people do to animals. If I ever caught someone doing it I would do something very bad to that person.

I honestly can't stand it either. If something like that comes on the news, I shut my eyes and stick my fingers in my ears and sing the national anthem until it's over. I can't even watch that cop show on Animal Planet. I'm glad that story had a happy ending, and I'm just going to have to settle for that, because I can't read it. With all my bravado, I'm a big wimp when it comes to animals. ;::

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