One for the ladies....

[Homer]

Ways to Turn Down Men


Man:  Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman:  Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man:  Is this seat empty?
Woman:  Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man:  Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:  Do not enter.

Man:  Can I buy you a drink?
Woman:  Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man:  How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman:  I must have been given your share.

Man:  Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman:  And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man:  Go on, don't be shy.  Ask me out.
Woman:  Okay, get out.

Man:  I think I could make you very happy.
Woman:  Why? Are you leaving?

Man:  What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman:  Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man:  Can I have your name?
Woman:  Why? Don't you already have one?

Man:  Shall we go see a movie?
Woman:  I've already seen one.

Man:  Where have you been all my life?
Woman:  Hiding from you.
:)) :)) :))

[Tara]

Your late  :P

But it was nice of you to remind us the greatest comebacks   O0

http://www.pogocheats.net/forum/index.php/topic,22411.msg141763.html#msg141763

[Homer]

Your late  :P

But it was nice of you to remind us the greatest comebacks   O0

http://www.pogocheats.net/forum/index.php/topic,22411.msg141763.html#msg141763

Yeah but mine are different than yours.

[Tara]

The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there

[Homer]

The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there

They worked on you. :P :)) j/k

[Tara]

I know but you didn't have to tell everyone





I have a reputation to withhold yanno?

[Homer]

I know but you didn't have to tell everyone





I have a reputation to withhold yanno?

Hanging with me won't help matters. :P :))

[Mr. Rasputia]

The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there

They worked on you. :P :)) j/k

How long have you two been married? sound like a pair who been together for awhile ;)

[Homer]

The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there

They worked on you. :P :)) j/k

How long have you two been married? sound like a pair who been together for awhile ;)

We eloped. Wedding presents in the amount of $29.99 should be sent to Tara's paypal account. :D

[Mr. Rasputia]

ok i'll send some tourney bux in that amount :)) :))

[Mary]

those are to funny homer thanks  ;:: and thanks for the new doggies etc  :D

[Helen]

The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there

They worked on you. :P :)) j/k

How long have you two been married? sound like a pair who been together for awhile ;)

They do, don't they? lol Thanks for the joke Homer. Very funny.  :)) :))

[Homer]

those are to funny homer thanks  ;:: and thanks for the new doggies etc  :D

Your welcome. I like to switch them up a bit once in a while. :;"

[Tara]

The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there

They worked on you. :P :)) j/k

How long have you two been married? sound like a pair who been together for awhile ;)

We eloped. Wedding presents in the amount of $29.99 should be sent to Tara's paypal account. :D

Have I told you today how much I   <3  you ?   :-*

[hades]

those were really funny  :))

[Helen]

The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there

They worked on you. :P :)) j/k

How long have you two been married? sound like a pair who been together for awhile ;)

We eloped. Wedding presents in the amount of $29.99 should be sent to Tara's paypal account. :D

Have I told you today how much I   <3  you ?   :-*

If you'd have told us sooner, we'd have thrown Tara a bridal shower!!! :))

[Tara]

We only accept cash....

[Homer]

Have I told you today how much I   <3  you ?   :-*

Remember this song....

Have I told you lately
That I love you? <3

After all it was Rod week. :P

[Tara]

Have I told you today how much I   <3  you ?   :-*

Remember this song....

Have I told you lately
That I love you? <3

After all it was Rod week. :P

Yep and this weeks Classic Love Songs...and I'm going to sing them softly in your ear while I...well you know what Im talking about... :-*

[Helen]

We only accept cash....

Well...... :o  :o  :o