Funny Redneck Jokes - Chicken Wire for Chickens

[lovebug44]

One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire.
His father said, 'Son, where are you going?'
The son replied, 'I'm going to catch me some chickens.'
The father said, 'Son, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire.' But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing.
Later on that day, the son came home with two chickens in his hand. The father thought, 'I guess he knows what he's doing.'
The next morning, the son got up and was leaving the house with some duck tape.
The father said, 'Son, where are you going?'
The son replied, 'I'm going to catch some ducks.'
The father yelled, 'You can't catch ducks with duck tape!'
The son insisted that he knew what he was doing.
Later on that day the son came home with two ducks under each arm. The father thought, 'Shoot, I guess he does know what he's doing!!'
The next morning the son got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of kittywillows.
The father said, 'Hold up, son, let me put on my shoes!'  :)) :)) :)) :))

[Helen]

 :o   :o   :o  Bad father, lol.

[SexySagittarian]

I wonder why they wanted to catch willows?? :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

[Jonathan]

thats aweful lol.. i hope he was going to catch cats lol  :;'

[pogo_gamer]

 :)) :)) :))

[kandykitty20012]

 :))

[xgingerx]

 :))....  great jokes

[xgingerx]

the son should have had a beaver tail.... :)) :))

[Ms.Behavin]

rotfl dayum funny :)) :))

[swamp]

 :)) :)) :D