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Kelly

I got this in my email today and thought
OMG this is soooooo ME!!!



>Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated
>Attention Deficit Disorder.
>
>This is how it manifests:
>
>I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose
>in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
>
>As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the
>porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
>
>I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
>
>I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail
>in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
>
>So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
>garbage
>first.
>
>But then I think, since I'm going to be near the
>mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the
>bills first.
>
>I take my check book off the table, and see that
>there is only 1 check left.
>
>
>My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I
>go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been
>drinking.
>
>I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need
>to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
>
>The Coke is getting warm and I decide to put it in
>the refrigerator to keep it cold.
>
>As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase
>of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.
>
>I put the Coke on the counter and discover my
>reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
>
>I decide I better put them back on
>my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
>
>I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a
>container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left
>it
>on the kitchen table.
>
>I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
>I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on
>the kitchen table, so I
>decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll
>water the flowers.
>
>I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit
>of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table,
>get some towels and
>wipe up the spill.
>
>Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to
>do.
>
>At the end of the day: - the car isn't washed -
>the bills aren't paid -
>there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter - the flowers
>don't have enough water, - there is still only 1 check in my check
>book, - I can't find the remote - I can't find my glasses, - and I
>don't remember what I did with the car keys.
>
>Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got
>done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn
>day, and I'm really
>tired.
>
>I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try
>to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
>
>Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone
>you know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it
>to.
>
>Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!
>
>GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS
>OPTIONAL.
>LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC.


Kelly

I am so serious sometimes it seems like I am just wondering around the house n hubby says "whatcha doin" I am like... "how much time do you have?"

I am always starting 20 tasks and none of them get DONE....lol


zzigzzag


justahumping

Quote from: zzigzzag on August 02, 2006, 12:47:37 AM
lmao i have had a few of those days

I have had those weeks too.. but my crown and crown will do all my talking for me now so I will just shut up lol

lostinpogoland

 :)) its more me then i like to think about...............my sister says its oldtimers diease :'((...... i'm 7 yrs older then her

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