Fart Poem

[lovebug44]

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass :-\

[bobby]

thanks for that ??? :P

[Tara]

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass :-\

OMG...lmao   :x

[Helen]

Okay..... :o  :o  :o  :)) That one left me speechless.

[pogolver2000]

 :-\         ok

[Mr. Rasputia]

I use my powers to help others, maybe i should audition for that show on NBC Heroes 

[damian666]

 :-\  ::)

[hades]

eek.

[Lynne]

eek.

lol its true though. i like the fart poem. lol

[Runner]

 :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

[Julez]

phewwwww eeeeeeee!!!!!  I think we need a farting smilie.  :))

[damian666]

phewwwww eeeeeeee!!!!!  I think we need a farting smilie.  :))

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[zzigzzag]

roflmao thats to cute!